Professional Friends

Large groups of individuals that hang out together on weekday (Workday) nights at late hours. They can either be a group of friends in a strange place on weekday evenings or several driving together in a planned pattern maybe themselves seem "Professional"
Person 1 - "Hey look at all those people, why are they out here on a wednesday night?"

Person 2 - "They are professional friends, that's why!"
by Tigrez May 28, 2009
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Professional Googler

Someone who believes they have way more knowledge than anyone else because they can Google an issue.
Jeff: That IT guy fixed my email problems within minutes!

John: Sounds to me like a professional googler
by yeahgdaymate August 02, 2009
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professional queer

a man who believes that homosexual tendencies automatically make him an authority on fashion, hair, and/or interior decorating; any man on tv wearing a pink shirt; a man on 'news' shows who's only job is to lisp endlessly about "THOSE shoes with THAT dress?"
every channel is being taken over by professional queers
by blurg April 26, 2008
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professional poster

a person whose job is making posts at online forums.

some professional posters are paid by the forum owner to bring traffic to the website. others simply post for attention.

professional posters usually works for low wages, have drinking or drug problem, frequent craigslist for male and/or female companions.

a professional poster is also a power poster.
"posting is all I have, I am a professional poster."
by picoman April 01, 2009
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Used to describe someone who is very good at being mediocre.
John did not get a raise at his job due to being professionally unprofessional .
by CowmanFTW January 04, 2016
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pothead (professional)

one who can roll a blunt with one hand while driving your moms car without a drivers license and dont give a fuck
me Alex Cone A.K.A stoner coner
by ALEX CONE November 03, 2004
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Professional Clubber

Someone that wears a hard hat to the club
Have you seen that guy over there fist pumping in the hard hat? Yeah, that's diamond. He's a professional clubber
by Jenfrew March 15, 2011
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