When you stroke the shaft, just to keep it from getting soft.
It is typically done when sifting through pornographic websites, looking for something you want to finish to, but is also known to happen out of boredom.
It is typically done when sifting through pornographic websites, looking for something you want to finish to, but is also known to happen out of boredom.
I visited Mark the other day. I walked in on him watching T.V, unfortunately, he was Procrasterbating.
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The act of sex between a bro and a bro ho (a.k.a. bro hoe), that results in the production, intentional or otherwise, of offspring. The bro and his ho need not be married, and typically are not. The act of sex may have been preceded by excessive consumption of cheap beer, or use of illegal substances. The bro's hat remains on his head during this act, as it does at all times.
The act of sex between a bro and a bro ho (a.k.a. bro hoe), that results in the production, intentional or otherwise, of offspring. The bro and his ho need not be married, and typically are not. The act of sex may have been preceded by excessive consumption of cheap beer, or use of illegal substances. The bro's hat remains on his head during this act, as it does at all times.
"I was walking through the bro parking at the shopping center today, and I saw a bro and his ho trying to brocreate in the back of his bro truck. I barfed as soon as I realized what I was looking at."
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Ex: 1)"She had an alright future, but she's nuts and has five kids due to uncontrollable procreation"
2) "Where do you think they are going?" "Probably behind the dumpster to engage in uncontrollable procreation."
2) "Where do you think they are going?" "Probably behind the dumpster to engage in uncontrollable procreation."
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Boyfriend: "I didn't mean to miss our date honey I was procrasterbating and fell asleep afterwards."
Girlfriend "Well I hope you enjoyed your procrasterbationap, I slept with your best friend instead!"
Girlfriend "Well I hope you enjoyed your procrasterbationap, I slept with your best friend instead!"
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