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Procrasterbating

When you stroke the shaft, just to keep it from getting soft.
It is typically done when sifting through pornographic websites, looking for something you want to finish to, but is also known to happen out of boredom.
I visited Mark the other day. I walked in on him watching T.V, unfortunately, he was Procrasterbating.
by FamishedPants March 18, 2012
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procrasteanation

Procrastination through the brewing of tea, and drinking thereof.
I was trying to revise, but my thirst for tea caused many bouts of procrasteanation.
by WiederVerwendbar February 21, 2014
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brocreate

verb, -ated, -ating

The act of sex between a bro and a bro ho (a.k.a. bro hoe), that results in the production, intentional or otherwise, of offspring. The bro and his ho need not be married, and typically are not. The act of sex may have been preceded by excessive consumption of cheap beer, or use of illegal substances. The bro's hat remains on his head during this act, as it does at all times.
"I was walking through the bro parking at the shopping center today, and I saw a bro and his ho trying to brocreate in the back of his bro truck. I barfed as soon as I realized what I was looking at."
by bycrom February 8, 2009
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Uncontrollable Procreation

A synonymous term for kinky anonymous sex originated by American economist John Kenneth Galbraith and popularized by hot unmarried college English professors.
Ex: 1)"She had an alright future, but she's nuts and has five kids due to uncontrollable procreation"

2) "Where do you think they are going?" "Probably behind the dumpster to engage in uncontrollable procreation."
by Catalanarts September 15, 2010
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Procrasterbationap

Procrasterbationap is the fine art of using masterbation to procrastinate which results in accidentally falling asleep which may result in missing important activities or plans that were previously scheduled.
Boyfriend: "I didn't mean to miss our date honey I was procrasterbating and fell asleep afterwards."

Girlfriend "Well I hope you enjoyed your procrasterbationap, I slept with your best friend instead!"
by DaveOdmo January 26, 2011
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procreallingence

Its a new word.
Its a combination of
"productivity"
"creativity"
and ïntelligence"
u r so procrealigent
by phoenixench March 15, 2005
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procrasterbation

waiting too long too masturbate. Also see "blue balls"
by Dave March 22, 2005
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