Hey! He's Prebaking!!!!
by TheMakerOfTreesInIndonesia543 March 25, 2024
Get the Prebaking mug.Middle aged to senior aged man who lies to his spouse/significant other about where he is and what he's doing, doesnt answer the phone or text despite knowing hes worrying/hurting them after being gone for hours, while he's out cheating. Often blames the spouse for their confrontation, saying things like "you're not going to control me" "Jesus It's not my fault the line was so long" "I didn't hear my phone/My phone died, you're overreacting" "I needed a break from you". Often fulfilling some immature notion he thinks makes him look cool and young and independent, usually fueled by other disloyal so-called friends who are mainly jealous of the good relationship he actually has at home, while ruining the best thing he has going for him at point in his life. AKA cheating loser, man whore, self destructive idiot. Usually wind up alone and unloved, as those so-called friends aren't even there for them after they ruined their relationship whoring around.
PW: "I'm sick of you badgering me about how long I'm gone! I'm 59 years old, you're not going to control me!"
Spouse: "It doesn't take 2 1/2 hours to drive 6 blocks to buy toilet paper you didn't even bring home! I don't want to control you, but you can't even control yourself. You aren't treating me like this anymore. You're a damn lying cheating idiotic Prowling Wolf showing out for his worthless friends, and now you're single! I want a divorce!"
Spouse: "It doesn't take 2 1/2 hours to drive 6 blocks to buy toilet paper you didn't even bring home! I don't want to control you, but you can't even control yourself. You aren't treating me like this anymore. You're a damn lying cheating idiotic Prowling Wolf showing out for his worthless friends, and now you're single! I want a divorce!"
by SunlightRevelations March 28, 2025
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Get the promoling mug.The removal of an airplane traveler from a security line and being placed in a plastic holding cage for a long time because the alarm was set off by the traveler's hip implant. This occurs regardless of any medical documentation showing the presence of the hip implant and results in long delays and intensive body searches.
"Hey, what took you so long to get to the gate for the flight." " I was the object of hip profiling and was patted down for 10 minutes"
by Endsurg August 3, 2009
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The administration looks to pursue an organic profiling style as a means to gather support from both sides in the fight against terrorism.
by Soapy Johnson November 20, 2010
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Get the badger prowling mug.Deflective Profiling, acronym D.P., noun, adjective, adverb, verb, creating a bias opinion of an individual subject by referring to the entire group that it's associated with.
I have no ill feelings about the color red, however, I do hate with a passion the colors that it takes to create the color red. This is an example of Deflective Profiling.
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