Substituting a large penis in place of your own and sending it as a dick pic to a random girl on the internet, or worse, photoshopping your own to make it look bigger and thicker.
I've just been sent a dick pic from my boyfriend, but I've seen it in real life, so this is a pretendong.
by Deetey October 1, 2017
Get the Pretendong mug.A combination of words "Pretend" and "Appendicitis" used to describe the act of faking an injury or illness for personal gain.
Nicholas wasn't feeling Baseball Practice last Friday. As a result, he caught a bad case of Pretendicitis that left him benched with a fake sprained ankle.
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At 10 pm in pajamas with pizza delivery en route, Sally knows the prospect of ending up with friends at the bar tonight are pretendtial.
by Mrs. Mishi February 6, 2019
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Alisha loves to have sex with all the men she can but she is dating Tammy she has to be a pretesbian.
by psuedospam February 2, 2021
Get the Pretesbian mug.beautiful, awesome, lit girl. Looks innocent on the outside but is actually a bad bitch ! She’s also one of the most loyal person you’ll ever meet. She will always put her family above anyone else !
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Get the Pretendive mug.precendants defines those that came before descendants; the pre-evolutionary protoforms which are all RNA/DNA connected
Viruses are precendants some of which have adapted to replicating via a host.
Parsing out the chemical-molecular structure of precendants could reveal host defense mechanisms against viruses.
Parsing out the chemical-molecular structure of precendants could reveal host defense mechanisms against viruses.
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