Prematurepaniculation

To panic prematurely

When Bob was sent out of the office from his boss, he suffered from prematurepaniculation, thinking he was fired, but in reality, he just needed to get the newspaper from the front of the office.

by HGuitar May 26, 2015

Perma-Bone

A sympton that occurs in males, often after having mass amounts of sexual intercourse. The male counterpart can not conceal his erection, therefore having a perma-bone.

Oh man, I went and visited the in-laws last night, and they wouldn't stop checking out my perma-bone

by Count Mortimer August 6, 2003

permadole

Word describing individuals who seem to be eternally unemployed. Derived from 'permafrost'

Those street corner punks are pure permadole. They loiter about all day and night.

by chedwardall January 11, 2009

perma-tilt

A condition produced when a poker player receives such a bad beat that s/he will forever play poorly and erratically.

'Man, when I hit that one-outer Senor Foldo totally flipped. Real perma-tilt job.'

by TheGameKat February 13, 2008

premature emasculation

This occurs in a heterosexual relationship when the man has been deprived of his male role far earlier than is expected. It is usual and expected for traditional emasculation to occur anytime after 3 years of a relationship, sometimes earlier if marriage has occurred.

Symptoms of this condition are usually are visible within 6 months of a man meeting a woman associated when he failure to arrive at predetermined social, sports or other male orientated events, with no excuse.

There is no known cure.

Poor Paul he has to stay at home tonight and watch a chick-flick with his new girlfriend Heather. They have been together for only a few months, he’s obviously suffering from premature emasculation.

by Hill Wanderer March 11, 2008

permafreshie

a player so bad at deepwoken that you would still call them a freshie despite them being power 60 with a bell and enchants, more often than not permafreshies are boosted by their friends or guildmates

90% of people in the unnamed deepwoken guild are permafreshies

by illiterate neanderthal February 8, 2022

Permaban

To permanitely ban or stop from using.

The spammer was permabanned.

by ChipAyten August 13, 2006