Pregger's Girl Show

Slang used by those who watch The Secret Life of An American Teenager just so they can make fun of it.

Eric: Did you catch the Lost finale last night?!?!?!

Mike: No, I was way to into Pregger's Girl Show. It is so unrealistic and the actors are terrible... I love it!!!

by aFanOfSecretLife May 24, 2009

Pledgestabation

The act of jerking off to pandas after calling in to work and telling them you plan to work from home

Mike called to say he is working from home, but it's obvious he just wants to engage in some pledgestabation

by Jimmy "The Catfish" October 10, 2008

Pledge stew

Pledge stew is one of the oldest fraternity traditions that are still standing today. The process is as follows: all of the active members take turns releasing a bodily fluid of their choice into an industrial-sized gallon when pledges are given bids. The gallon is then stored in a warm, outdoor area the entirety of the pledgeship until fermentation occurs. During the final week of pledgeship, the gallon comes out and is gracefully fed to the pledges. Due to the weeks and weeks of fermentation, the effects of the stew are similar to a hallucinogenic alcohol, such as absinthe.

Active: Pledges, guess what I added to the pledge stew...
Pledge 1: Pee?
Pledge 2: Semen?
Pledge 3: Diarrhea squirts?
Active: WOW! All of you are right! Now grab a cup...

by grandmasterPM November 25, 2020

Pledge Apple

Literally just a raw onion, often given to pledges of a fraternity. As you might be able to imagine, they taste horrible and burn like hell.

Brother: "I have a present for you, it's a pledge apple!" "Isn't it tasty?"

Pledge: "yes sir"

Pledge: "I ate a pledge apple yesterday and now my taste buds burn"

by Gluc April 19, 2021

Preggers

With child. Used by people who act black, such as Alistair Leslie Graham (see below).

Ali G: What be your name?
Father Dean Schultz: Father Dean Schultz
Ali G: Yo, respek. Safe. Is you very anti-abortions 'cos you yourself was aborted
Father Dean Schultz: No, er, I wasn't aborted.
Ali G: So you ain't never got a ho preggers?
Father Dean Schultz: ?
Ali G: You ain't never got a ho preggers?
Father Dean Schultz: ... no
Ali G: So is that because you use connies, or does you fire blanks?
Father Dean Schultz: ...
... this interview is over.

by Alistair Leslie Graham June 6, 2010

Preggers

The word is short for PREGNANT. This is probably the most HORRIBLE way you can attempt to make the word "pregnant" sound cute.

If you are straight and have a dick you should never EVER use it under any circumstances and is punishable by a slap in the face by all (straight) men. If you are a girl, you must only whisper it so that no guy ever hears it (unless he is gay, which such case it's ok for him to hear you say the word preggers).

Guy 1 -"Dude, my girl is preggers"
Guy 2 -"WTF is wrong with you??? Don't ever say the P word or else I will slap you"
Guy 1 -"Mybad. I need to stop watching E!"
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Girl "I have news! I am preggers!!!"
Gay guy "Ewwww, are you are going to have your cooch streched?"
Girl "No....I have a loose cooch so it should be easy."
Gay guy "Thats one good thing of being a whore. Congratulations on your extra welfare check"

by RobYo April 30, 2008

Predeckis

Contributor to urbandictionary.com whose definitions of various characters from the Star Wars universe amount to simple cut-and-pastes from those on the official Star Wars site.

"Oh dear, I've just received a nasty cease and desist order from George Lucas's legal team. It concerns copyright violation. I'll bet it's that tosser Predeckis up to his/her old tricks again." - urbandictionary.com editor

by goldkill returns November 12, 2006