prastard

A prick bastard. Needed when one or the other just doesn't quite cover the situation.

Scott is a prastard.

by AshleyDawn777 March 18, 2008

pastavore

Someone who eats pasta all the time. if someone is a pastavore they can not be starchist.

Man 1: "Are you a herbivore or a omnivore?"
Man 2: "Neither, I'm a Pastavore"

by Viva.La.Spaghetti.Day January 9, 2010

Pasta Jockey

derogatory term for a wop or person of Italian descent

that fuckin pasta jockey stole my woman

by dasbarenjuden March 25, 2010

pasta penis

When a male is unable to maintain an erection for the duration of sexual intercourse, It may start off hard, but undergoes a physical transformation similar to that of dry pasta boiling in water, ending up with the rigidness of a noodle.

John had too much whiskey on his date with Kathy and ended up with a case of pasta penis in bed.

by CyMatic December 17, 2011

Pastarrhea

The end result of consuming an inordinate amount of pasta.

Awe man. I ate way to much at Olive Garden. I think I am gonna have explosive and violent pastarrhea tonight.

by WordNinjaWarrior January 27, 2015

Pasta Shaped Like Squidward

Testicular cancer.

Bob: "The doctor just diagnosed me with Pasta Shaped Like Squidward. What the fuck does that mean?"

Lamar: "It means you have cancer in your balls."

Bob: "Fuck."

by kufye October 17, 2021

Random pasta

Industrially-sized pasta, with random sausages, meant to be eaten in random moments. The sausages are usually hand made with leftovers, better if coming from a friend's fridge.

"so, what we gonna eat today?"
"hmmm... dunno, random pasta?"
"sounds good, I've been collecting leftovers since three days"

by drf__ January 26, 2010