poseidon's pash

Water splashing up so fiercely from the tpilet bowl due to defecating, that it penetrates your butthole.

I dumped a log so solid it gave me a fierce poseidon's pash.

by BrownDoggyDog May 23, 2018

Poseidon

The seaking of posers

Dave: Wow, look at that group of posers
Rick: Whoa, look at that one, Poseidon

by Furioussteve November 23, 2007

Poseidon

Matthew Smith

Matthew Smith is Poseidon

by Say dude August 18, 2019

Poseidon's Trident

Instead of shocking the nation you pull the Poseidon trident which is 1 in the pink 2 in the stink. Sometimes this may cause a girl to get really wet and make an ocean. Mostly used by real men.

Mark: Dude I totally gave my girl friend Poseidon's Trident. She truly made an ocean.

by TheOfficialJasonS January 2, 2015

Poseidon's Kiss

The feces stain on the side of a toilet that does not flush out.

Every toilet in the men's bathroom had been touched with Poseidon's Kiss when I had to clean them at the end of the night.

by JohnnyColt420 February 8, 2015

Poseidon's Trident

Instead of shocking the nation you pull the Poseidon trident which is 1 in the pink 2 in the stink. Sometimes this may cause a girl to get really wet and make an ocean. Mostly used by real men.

Mark: Dude I totally gave my girl friend Poseidon's Trident. She truly made an ocean.

by TheOfficialJasonS January 2, 2015

Poseidon’s Hangover

An afternoon thunderstorm in a college town, usually in Florida.
Named so when a storm pukes up a lot, both violently and loudly.

“Looks like Poseidon’s hangover is about to hit.”

by Black Bean Burger Baby June 17, 2018