Pandemic Pokey-Cokey

The panic that sets in when strangers meet in a passage or aisle not allowing 2 metres social distancing room.

You should’ve seen those pensioners doing the Pandemic Pokey-Cokey in the corner store confectionary aisle. They were moving quicker than cats chasing lasers.

by Scamdy-cat June 2, 2020

Porky Pigging

The act of wearing a top (shirt), and no bottoms. To be nude from the waist down.

If you scare someone by being completely naked, you can still be porky pigging, and get the "job" done.

by jhorror November 28, 2012

Pokeybumwank

The art of poking ones bum to simulate the male g-spot while performing the art of wanking (Male masturbation).

'He totally is going for a pokeybumwank.'
'I did a pokeybumwank last night and it was the hardest I'd ever cum'

by SJIsCool April 1, 2010

donkey porker

Someone who repeatedly has sexual intercourse with a donkey. Or a synonym for dumbass, moron, retard, asshole, jerk, or bastard.

"What a donkey porker you are, Hanley!"

by Merchant August 31, 2005

porky pies

Porky pies rhymes with lies - Cockney rhyming slang.

You tellin' me porky pies?
You tellin' me porkies?

by Karan "Pin" Saroj December 9, 2004

Wokey Pokey

Coined by Scott Thorough on the Zebras in America Podcast, episode 55: "It's a dance...it's performative wokeness, or pandering, or virtue signalling about a cause or issue, while not necessarily caring about the issue or perhaps benefitting or perpetuating the issue. Not dissimilar to pinkwashing."

"Woke-bae": As a Male Feminist, this offends me.

Nuanced Thinker: You put your right foot in
You take your right foot out
You put your right foot in
And you shake it all about
You do the Wokey Pokey
And you turn yourself around
That's what it's all about…motherfucker.

by astrofisch June 17, 2018

hokey pokey

a satanic ritual which requires one to put the right foot in and then the right foot out.Put the right foor in and shake it all about. Do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around. And thats what it all about.

Teachers in schools perform satanic rituals by making students do the hokey pokey.

by steven Lee May 13, 2004