To email, text message or IM whilst taking a dump. A way of both saving time and wasting time while you sit on the throne
Person 1: My laptop smells funky
Person 2: I just saw person 3 take a fat shit with your laptop
Person 1: That fat fuck used my laptop to do his poomail?
Person 3: WTF? You watched me poo?
Person 2: I just saw person 3 take a fat shit with your laptop
Person 1: That fat fuck used my laptop to do his poomail?
Person 3: WTF? You watched me poo?
by Nutata February 22, 2011
Get the Poomail mug.Referred to by its formal name, andouillette sausage, in more sophisticated social circles, poosage is the staple food of the juivebear. Traditionally, it is made by stuffing a section of a pig's colon with every other internal part of the pig that has come into contact with its feces (i.e. the rest of the colon). For the vast majority of the human race, eating poosage is akin to eating poo. Thus, those who eat poosage are commonly given the pejorative label "pooser." Word to the wary, poosage is not for the faint of stomach and eating it will commonly result in an explosive case of poosage-arrea.
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Grandmother: What in God's name was all that ruckus in your room last night, boy?
Grandson: Rebecca was over! We were playing cards, Maw Maw!
Grandmother: Don't lie to me now child! Were you gettin' some pooskit??
Grandson: Rebecca was over! We were playing cards, Maw Maw!
Grandmother: Don't lie to me now child! Were you gettin' some pooskit??
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