This is the term for what happens when someone uses a freshly cleaned Porto Potty to have themself a BM and the turd hits the blue water and splashes up on their nether parts.
The best way to avoid the Poor Man’s Bidet is to unwrap a new roll of TP and carefully place the wrapping on the surface of the blue water like a little landing pad. Then bombs away!
by Miquelito6233 March 06, 2023
The extra Friday in a month where you get paid 3 times. This only works for someone who is paid bi-weekly.
by Mr.JrKKK April 27, 2011
When you have sex with your daughter, impregnate her and she has a daughter whom you impregnate, continued until you reach a person who is genetically the same as you.
You hear about Kevin? His daughter-wife is expecting a girl and pretty soon he's going to be 87.5% of the way to a poor man's clone.
by Jimbob Uncle November 30, 2017
Pop a 5mg Valium and smoke cannabis it puts the user in a dissociative state for about 3 hours
Users should expect dizziness, confusion lose of motor fuction
Users should expect dizziness, confusion lose of motor fuction
by Fuckthegaysstraightalltheway November 23, 2018
That fella has a poor man's diet
by SqueegeeMan. March 26, 2022
A phrase describing the act of placing only the drive wheels of a vehicle on a frozen body of water (lake, pond, etc) and depressing the accelerator to determine the vehicle's maximum possible speed.
I wanted to max out my car, so i took it to the Poor Man's Dynamometer.
The lake down town is turning into a perfect Poor Man's Dynamometer.
The lake down town is turning into a perfect Poor Man's Dynamometer.
by Longfingers December 21, 2010
When you don't have enough kush for a blunt so you unpack the front of a cigar an inch at a time to burn like a chillum.
by NikoSly February 26, 2019