Johnny poopdicking

When a drunk girl explosively shits herself in and around your home and you proceed to rinse her off in your roommate's shower. In doing so, you become turned on and join the soiled girl in the poo-stained shower and proudly have sex with her.

(Insert name) had a crazy party last night and ended up Johnny poopdicking.

by Japes5787 June 4, 2014

poopydick

a term used to describe the after effects of ass fucking. many fags encounter this in their many ass fucking escapades. some willing women also recieve their share of poopydicks being slapped on their heads (see mushroom stamp)

Wow that chris braun kid has poopydick... he got it slapped on his forehead because thats what eric elder did when he was done fucking chris in his queer ass

by hicks who loves you BIATCH April 19, 2005

PoopyDick

When you are sent against your will to perform a task or job that is impossible ex (suicide mission) and you get so pissed you have emotional poopy dick.

What's wrong with Spencer? Stay away from him he was sent to fix a Nazi ironer with the wrong parts 7 times in a row, it's given him PoopyDick "This shitty machine is got my dick all poopy!" -Spencer

by DJ Sock Starcher June 7, 2023

Poopdickumentary

A really, really bad documentary. One so bad, you feel as though you've been anally probed.

"Banksy Coming To Dinner" is such a poopdickumentary. After wasting an hour of my life, I feel like the director boofed my mind.

by manfred_spain July 13, 2012

poopidicki

when your friend(mark) has intercourse with his bf and poop's on his dick

"DUDE MARKS A POOPIDICKI MACHINE"

by stjudtyjuyujtdyjutdgy April 11, 2017

Poopdick

Like getting tricked or bamboozled but when you really got yourself fucked to the max in a situation.

Some dumbass named Kyle got in a car with an old man who claimed to have candy, Kyle then realized he just got Poopdicked when the old man took out his penis instead of candy.

by DickSlicer March 7, 2020

PoopDick

Poopdick is a man who smells like poop and dick. His dick smells like poop. And his poop smells like dick.
Poopdicks can’t wipe. They’re ass to fat.
Poopdicks waddle around, especially to lunch.
PoopDicks spill out alcohol

Don’t bring PoopDick to lunch.
It’s Poopdick, cover your noses.
Ahhhhhhhh

by PLUTKO June 23, 2023