panda points

refering to the number months you haven't had sex. Each month you don't have sex you earn a panda point. Whenever one has collected twelve panda points it will make him panda of the year.

We have to find her a boy tonight, she already has six panda points!

by ahicart July 15, 2011

Ploont

A socially awkward, often light-haired and pale, boy. Often runs unnecessarily around school and plays squash/fencing.

Our music teacher is such a fucking ploont man.

by superstraightdave January 17, 2010

en pointe

Technically, a ballet term meaning on the tips of the toes. Recently has come to mean: right on, perfect, great, or awesome.

Vanessa, your makeup is en pointe today.

by SwagSquad November 3, 2014

dan points

a universal form of currency given by Dan Bergstien that is valid anywhere but in reality. dan points can be obtained by posting a funny comment on his status that succeeds in making him laugh.

You: Hey, Mom, you know how we have to go watch Grandma’s bingo tournament tonight?
Mom: Yes, what about it?
You: Well, I have 22 Dan points, and you know what that means.
Mom: No…
You: *heaving an exasperated sigh* It means that I don’t have to go to Grandma’s bingo tournament. It also means you have to buy me a Slurpee. Extra large.
Mom: You're grounded.

by orcslayer2 July 5, 2010

Poontang Boomerang

Song by Steel Panther, about a girl who always finds you and wants to have sex again, so you do it

No way, I fucked that girl a week ago, and she's already back, talk about poontang boomerang!

by I Love Steel Panther April 8, 2020

Point Dick

a very small amount of something , like 0.01 or 0.1 grams on a scale

John: Yo how much weed you got left?
Mary: Oh we got just about point dick left.

by iamreallygodlike December 20, 2009

the point of no concern

1. When workload becomes so high that stress gives way to apathy, because the task will never be accomplished, regardless of effort.

2. The days preceding a departure for a new job in another organisation, wherein the individual can no longer be reprimanded for their actions or lack there-of.

1. "I've got so many bookings I know I can't make in time that I just can't bring myself to care anymore. I'm at the point of no concern, to be honest."

2. "I don't think Dave ever bothered to confirm that before he left, because he was at the point of no concern."

by icedmaple January 19, 2008