pooncakes

1) a yeast infected poon;
2) a fictional nightclub/restaurant in American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis

1. Hey! look at that pooncake!
2. So we went to Pooncakes last night...

by Costas Mandylor June 20, 2008

Poonarnia

A Poonarnia is a poonani that is deceptively large. Who's outward appearance is of tightness, but the internal properties are of mythical proportions.

"mate, banged a girl with a poonarnia last night, couldn't feel shit mate."

"Babes, I can't wait to be in that tight, tight pussy....... oh... there's enough room for me and Aslan in here. "

by LIAM & MATT March 31, 2013

Poonjack

Upon being approached by a guy with a group of females,it is the act of you and your buddies stealing the group of girls from the unsuspecting guy.

Jerry: Hey tom what did u do last night?
Tom: Aw you would never believe, I went out to a club with samantha and her friends and a group of guys poonjacked me.

by poonjacker707 August 2, 2008

Poonbaby

An ubiquitous object that offers many great stimulatory-related perks. If one is dubbed a poonbaby, one must be extremely proud of their new title; and furthermore must spread their poonbaby steeze throughout their country of origin.
Poonbabies are all over the world, but are a rarity and are subsequently not easily found.
In essence, a poonbaby is similar to a babythug; one which has steeze that flows like the waters of the river Nile. A poonbaby has magical properties, can make dragons explode, and is embossed in a celestial hue that fades to indigo.
Poonbabies generally tend to congregate at Newbury College in Brookline, Massachusetts.

A poonbaby is not to be confused with poon, which is a vagina.

"I met a poonbaby earlier...She granted me three magical wishes: 1) Pussy 2) Money 3) Weed."

by SabAsh December 16, 2008

Poonam

A talented, sexy, and fierce bitch who knows she's the shit. Incredibly smart, and a total trendsetter. Not the type of bitch you wanna ever piss off.

person 1: "Holy shit...Poonam tho"

person 2: "Damn"

by justcasuallysexy October 19, 2014

Poonjab

To punch one's vagina with all capable force.

It would be impossible to poonjab Ghandi, for he has no vagina.

by Josh/Max August 8, 2004

poonass

The result of someone who has had surgery of the anus to make it look like a vagina. The poonass still functions like a regular ass, but offers visual features that are attractive to bulldykes and heterosexual experimentative males.

Johnny's poonass looks just like a real vagina!

by Alex Knight April 26, 2005