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pounding facial cakes

Verb: The act of mounting the face of an unsuspecting female sex partner and pile driving her face or a term used by men for getting a blow job.
Man 1:So what did you do last night?

Man 2: Well I spent most of the night "pounding facial cakes"!
by Krusty Undeez March 8, 2009
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Pounding Father

A Person or Group of People (Pounding Fathers) who founds a secret society of Heavy Drinkers.

Derives from the old english term "Founding Father" but made into a more modern term by replacing the "F" with a "P".
Sir Swoll: "Sir Peach, why are Sir King, Sir Sitch, Sir Czar, Sir Tweets, Sir Kreach and Sir Nugz so important to the Knights of the Pound Table, our secret society of bros who serve by the three P's (Pound, Pussy, Procrastination)?"

Sir Peach: "Because they are the Pounding Fathers of the Knights."
by KnightsOfThePoundTable December 3, 2010
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Penial Pounding

The art of one man penetrating another man's penis.
Oh man! I just saw Mike and Cory Penial Pounding each other! Disgusting...
by BrosephJoseph October 24, 2012
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A Holiday Pounding

1.When somone finds a hot guy/girl on holiday then has sex with them.

2. Casual sex in the holidays
1.Hey man. You have a good holiday pounding?

2. hey babe. Wanna give me a holiday pounding'.
by WillTurnerMan December 7, 2009
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Gentleman's pounding

To give a woman an especially rough round of sex after having attended/participated in a classy event such as a scotch tasting or gala affair.
Wow, Rob gave me a real gentleman's pounding after scotchfest last night...
by tigersfan March 29, 2011
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Poondangler

A man who teases all the ladies. A male cocktease.
Cameron drives the girls crazy, he's such a poondangler.
by Craig Cheryl May 22, 2007
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Pounding Bad Jerky

The act of having sexual relations with skanks, tramps or women who are easy.
Dude you better lay off pounding bad jerky, or you will be sorry.
by juciedupandsloppy July 20, 2012
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