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pollocking

To use an object (for sex) as a barrier to the evils of gravity repeatedly, ie: couch. Named after Jackson Pollock because the "pollocked" object resembles his paintings as semen is randomly spattered everywhere on the object/canvas.
A couch, bed, etc. Esp. a hotel bed.
Yo dey be pollocking in tha same spot for weeks G.
by JasonASJ August 28, 2005
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Pollocking

A cross between a bollocking and a Jackson Pollock inspired painting.

Think you've pulled? Frustrated that she's now got cold feet? Try secretly whacking off behind her and spraying her back with goo. The resulting pattern resembles a Pollock-inspired piece of art, but the look of surprise (and hopefully admiration) as she suddenly looks over her shoulder is even more priceless.
The Dane was mad as a brush, blowing hot and cold from one minute to the next. After 3 hours of wasted efforts, I decided to give her a good pollocking.
by Repressed & remarkably dressed October 21, 2010
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Poplock

When a girl/boy pops his/her butt on your genital/Vagina.
While at a party a random girl walked up to me and started to Poplock on my Dick.
by Lightning© May 4, 2018
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Pollock Signature

The act of shooting a load on his or hers face. Then slapping the person so the cum splatters against the wall.
I was so moved by the Jackson Pollock art show at the museum that when I got home I gave my girlfriend a Pollock Signature after she gave me a blow job.
by D"to the"L December 28, 2007
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Pollock fishing

The art of fresh water fishing with live bait and bobbers, preferably shiners for large mouth bass.
I saw him out pollock fishing again at West Meadows with the three other pollocks.
by Pozerski July 5, 2008
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poonocka

also see poon

a very tight and wanted vagina.

Something every guy says he will get tonight.
Tonight we are gonna get wasted! Then im gonna get some poonocka!
by the real cheeze December 3, 2009
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Poocockaphobia

When a gay man is worried about getting poo on his dick
Brett always wears a rubber before bumming Sam, it's not that aids worries him coz his bitch Sam ain't loose 'yo. He's just got a bad case of poocockaphobia
by Rigby1982 April 16, 2014
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