Poo In A Pool

Imagine how painful this is. You pay to get into a swim centre you get in the pool, then out of the blue a guy bombs into the pool, takes a shit and runs. YOu just wasted your money, time and now have poo water all on you.

Guy 1: I actually want you to die.
Guy 2: Mate go Poo in a Pool

by yamumsyadadcreator November 5, 2019

pool bug

a bug that's a cute little baby bug and lives in your local pool. it is also a bow in small children's hair

There is a pool bug and I get bit by one except when I bite it myself.

by carlynkatie March 23, 2017

Spa Pool

noun: spa pool
1. a bath containing hot aerated water.
2. a navel filled with male ejaculate.

Last night I filled the spa pool and dipped my finger in for a little taste.

by Charlie Kudos October 20, 2016

pool pooper

People, usually children, who have bowel movement, or poop in a public pool

Bobby, the usual pool pooper, pooped in the water again, causing everyone in the pool to immediately exit the pool.

by johnnyacorn February 14, 2015

Mexican Pool

1. To aggressively make out with another person for an extended period of time

2. Any romantic exchange with a foreign exchange student

Person 1: Wow, she's been making out with that exchange student for a while, it's like they're having sex with their clothes on.

Person 2: Just playing a bit of Mexican pool.

by Fishnets&G-strings December 13, 2009

Pussy Pool

The type of swimming pool that attracts hot chicks a/k/a pussies to a pool party or to hang out by the pool. Pools with built in spas, custom shapes, fountains, waterfalls, water slides, built in wave action or hotel or resort pools with different themes are especially known to attract pussies.

One guy to another: Danny is having a pool party at his place Saturday nite

Another: Major pussy pool! There will definitely be plenty of hot pussy action at his party.

by sarasplayroom.com November 23, 2009

nigger pool

Before states had lotteries and daily number games, mobsters and bookies would sell tickets for an illicit daily numbers game called the nigger pool.The tickets were primarily sold through an underground network,made up of bartenders, delivery drivers and blue collar workers in office buildings,in large cities.Players would find out if they won by checking the last four numbers of the U.S.Treasury number (which is random and not fixable) in the newspaper the following day.Even though it was played by people of all races and social status, its popularity among blacks gave it the monicker the "nigger pool".After the state lotteries came out many players still preferred the nigger pool because it paid better odds and the winnings were tax free.But with state lotteries offering more instant games(scratch tickets and Keno) the nigger pool lost its popularity and has been put out of business.

Tom:Hey Jerry were you going for lunch?
Jerry:To the Erie Pub
Tom:why do you like going to that dive irish bar?
Jerry:because I can get a couple of Buds,a hamburger and buy a nigger pool ticket from the jew bookie in the back room.
Tom:oh,I buy my tickets from the Teamster union steward on the loading dock at coffee break

by mobil2 March 6, 2012