Poofaucet

It is when you have uncontrollable diarrhea and the faucet is turned on full blast of excrement.

After drinking all night I had a case of the poofaucet in the morning.

by Sp1971sp July 21, 2014

poofters pizza

Quiche

Jesus we're not having poofters pizza for dinner again are we?

by Captn Pants December 8, 2015

Poontangled

Poontangled is a state of being under the control of a said other's Poon or vagina. It is another way to say pussywhipped. In this case the individual is so deeply tangled in the feelings towards another's poon that he sacrifices his emotional and intellectual well-being, and very often financial too, forgetting his manhood along the path of pleasing the poon.

Men who are poontangled can often be found in the Friendzone, where their entanglement leads to obsession and creepy behavior.

There are many ways out of poontanglement and often they include self respect.

Women who poontangle men enjoy the attention and validation that comes with it and keep the lost soul around for his good energy and entertainment, like a cute dog.

"why is Dan paying for Natalia's drinks when she's clearly interested in other men?"

"I don't know my man. He's poontangled."

by Houdini91 May 21, 2019

poofter basher

Someone who bashes homosexuals.

I'm a poofter basher and I hate all fucking gay faggots.

If I catch any of you low life arse-fucking motherfuckers, I will ram a baseball bat for far up your arse till your mouth bleeds.

by de-pube June 17, 2023

You are a poofter!

Is the first step to calling out a gay homosexual to publicly name and shame them.

Hey! You! Yes you. You are a poofter!
No poofter’s allowed here so beat it queer..with your pink shirt and fag sandals.

by de-pube November 30, 2021

poontastic

A woman who is so hot all you can think of is having sex with her.

Man, that Heather Locklear is poontastic!

by Tuchdown November 20, 2002

poofter

A male homosexual, often one who is also effeminite in his mannerisms. Used exclusively in a negative sense by heterosexuals. Word variant: poof

You know why Cyril wears pink? It's because he's a poofter, that's why!

by Xaviana December 1, 2003