The Truth Poodle

Figure of speech.

This poodle, associated with the texting poodle emoji, is known for speaking the truth. An anthropomorphized figure generally associated with the intangible truth. Used to denote the speaker's view of the truth of a statement. This figure of speech is the antonym of the Lie Beetle.

In texting conversations, the poodle emoji is used directly after the words "truth poodle" in the sentence.
Mary: "I look terrible in this sweater!"
Kayla: "I do not believe that it is the truth poodle. You look amazing!"

Roger: "The weather app says it's going to rain in a few hours. It cannot be the truth poodle! There's no clouds in the sky."
by CarmHelga August 09, 2023
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man-poodle

A man who is befriended by an attractive woman solely for the purpose of platonic friendship, and parading him around to social events.
Q: Hey, I saw you at the art opening with jessica last night - are you guys dating! A: No, I'm just her man-poodle.
by rkhd March 19, 2010
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Canoodle Poodle

An adjective used to describe someone who is a proficient snuggler.
April...connoisseur of all things snuggling related. The one, the only..."CANOODLE POODLE"!
by 66057 December 08, 2007
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Poodle Hanger

Someone who grabs a poodles leash while the dog is attached, and chokes the bloody thing to death. This situation mostly happens with the neighbors poodle.
Johny just performed a poodle hanger on Bobs dog.
by Big_Phil May 23, 2009
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Poodle Friend

Any hair, or an amazingly awesome hairdo. Especially one that shares a surprising resemblance to a poodle. If you cut/shave your hair, you are killing your poodle. Afros are very poodly (or poodley). Straight hair is an emo poodle. You get the picture.



Why did you kill your poodle friend! It looked so good before!

That (insert noun here) is soo poodley!

Pete Wentz is just one big emo poodle!
by poodlesRus April 16, 2009
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Purple poodle

A male being who serves feminism without ever questioning its validity. The purple poodle loves putting women above himself and lacks any form of self respect, just like he lacks his balls. Thus, he kowtows to the very women who humiliate and domesticate him. Purple poodles even applaud when a feminist spews open misandry and toxic lies. They viciously bark whenever feminism or women are criticized.
1.
"Do you know that Rupert is a member of the feminist supremacy association?"
"Yeah, I know that he`s a purple poodle."

2.
Man: "I think false rape accusations are a real danger for men"
Feminazi: "Help. I`m being oppressed by the patriarchy"
Purple poodle: "Woof woof ruff arf." *insults the oppressor*
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poodle leg

A large fluffy line of cocaine. From Irvine Welsh novels (Trainspottng)
I cut up a couple of poodle legs from the gram I got from Begbie
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