Poverty Weight Loss Plan

A strict non-eating plan based around the fact that you are broke, and losing weight as a result

Wow! Being underpaid sure has its benefits! I have lost six pounds this month due to the Poverty Weight Loss Plan! And the good news is, looking at my bank account, I can carry on until next payday!

by laserswordofdeath +3 September 8, 2016

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poverty abs

the type of abs construction workers and other poverty workers get not because of going to the gym but because of their heavy work

He works at the market by delivering fish on retail sellers. He eats too much carbs but he got really nice poverty abs.

by findme@stephcollado29 February 19, 2017

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Provert

Professional pervert - lerking in the shadows, wearing an apron with a smirk.

If provoke can be dangerous, especially to your mental health.

I was minding my own business, when a man in an apron stared at my angles through a port hole. All I could see was a cucumber in his hands. I didn’t know what to say, so exclaimed, ‘look there a provert, quick run’

by Chef in frocks August 7, 2018

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poverty

the definition of pow jasmine purpant attuid mikey and run up the wockman

I will shoot poverty in the fucking face. They're so fucking annoying

by zhenkou February 28, 2022

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Amish Plower

When you're doing a girl doggy-style, just when you are about to come, grab her hands and pull them towards you. This will force her head down to the carpet, so you will be able to shove her head around the carpet. May leave minor carpet marks.

Oh dude, I pulled an Amish Plower on Amy last night!

Mary, you'll never guess what Matt did last night!
What?
He pulled an Amish Plower on me!

by SjaakBraak December 14, 2010

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