platonic ass

sleeping with many girls and never getting laid. Usually involves hardcore cuddling.

Brett Farve: "I have only been getting platonic ass lately."

by snowboarder810 February 21, 2010

platonic

1)a close relationship without sex:noun form

2)without sex:adj. form

Sally and Jim have a platonic relationship.

by writer54 August 22, 2008

platonic flirting

Flirting with a friend with no romantic intention

"Remind me to thank brook later"
"Why"
"She intoduced you to me"
"Aw"
"This could be considered flirting...?"
"Platonic flirting?"
"Platonic flirting"

by K1tt3n September 18, 2017

platform

a kind of game genre in which you jump around for m platform to platform and usually kill stuff.

kirby is a platform game.

by mdemon9991 October 8, 2004

platonic man love

1. a non homosexual, yet still affectionate, relationship between men.

2. a type of relationship to be celebrated by society (although the non-platonic version should be celebrated to a greater extent).

1. "You bought a widescreen T.V. for football night?!? Dude, I love you!" (often followed by a manly hug)

2. "I saw Brad and Mike hugging each other and got super excited because I thought they were together. Too bad it just turned out to be platonic man love..."

by morgan November 27, 2004

Platform Crab

A person who scuttles along the platform as trains come to a halt, trying to be in front of the nearest door, giving the best chance of getting a seat. Sometimes results in humiliation when the train pauses then moves a few metres further, meaning the whole exercise was pointless for the crab. Hardcore commuters have the right to tut as this goes on, as of course they know exactly where the door will be and don't need to scuttle.

Whilst standing at Finchley Road in the morning chatting to a friend as a crab approaches, "Damn here comes a Platform Crab, I'll just strategically place my briefcase here to end their scuttle"

by Sam Crawley September 24, 2005

Platonic Crush

When you have a platonic crush on someone, it means you really like them but as a friend.

“I have a platonic crush on A. I think they’re really cool and I want a friendly relationship with them.”

by t0xicwaster0dent November 23, 2019