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Plater?

Short form of asking someone if they will be playing later (video games, usually Warzone). Should be spelled P’later
Keith texted Keaton plater? asking if he would be on warzone tonight
by SauceBoss January 12, 2024
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Platerror-Chewma

Platerror-Chewma (noun):

A rare, highly disturbing psychological condition characterized by vivid, intrusive flashbacks of witnessing an explicit act involving parental figures atop a dining table, immediately before a meal. Symptoms include a lifelong aversion to mealtime settings, uncontrollable gag reflexes triggered by tableware, and a paradoxical compulsion to overanalyze family dynamics.

Treatment for Platerror-Chewma typically involves intensive therapy, avoidance of communal dining, and, in severe cases, opting for standing meals at countertops instead of tables. This condition often leads to the patient coining inappropriate terms during social events, much to the discomfort of others. As well as making up their own definitions on the spot. It’s irreversible and has no treatment to even slow the process.
“My therapist says my Platerror-Chewma stems from ‘that night,’ but honestly, I think it’s because Dad winked at me mid-thrust while knocking over the gravy boat.”
by Father McKinley November 30, 2024
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Paternoadultism

A form of age-based dismissal where someone uses age or generational difference to invalidate another's perspective, experience, or authority. Paternoadultism can take several forms: the patronizing "you're young enough to be my child" (implying inexperience), the prescriptive "adults do X" (defining maturity by conformity), or the dismissive "when you're my age you'll understand" (positioning age as wisdom). It's a power move dressed as experience—using years as leverage, age as authority. Like other -isms, it stereotypes and dismisses based on a category (age) rather than engaging content.
"She raised a valid point about workplace culture. He replied, 'When you're my age, you'll understand how things really work.' That's Paternoadultism—dismissing her perspective by appealing to age, not argument. Her point was good regardless of her years. But age was the card, and he played it."
by Dumu The Void March 5, 2026
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Paternal cheating

The act of taking you father over your husband to the point it could be romantic.

Signs include
Him dreaming about you
You still call him daddy
You buy your husband matching clothes to your father
You choice your father over your husband every chance possible

You run off to daddy's aid over your kids and husband
Hi Sarah i think you are paternal cheating on William with your father.
by Coffscuck September 4, 2025
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selling plater

She was no selling plater from Dougherty's Eye-Opener by O. Henry
by Hardy February 9, 2018
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Double Plater

A mother fucker with two license plates who should only have one. These mother fuckers never know how to fucking drive or use there blinker.
Woah, Billy you see that dumb bitch from New York? She just merged in front of that tractor trailer without her blinker.

Billy: Yeah Dale these darn double platers don’t know how to drive.
by Retardman6942069 June 15, 2022
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P Plater Special

A P Plater who drives a poorly modified car, usually using parts from Ebay and/or homemade inventions. Typically seen in the form of Lancers with humongous wing spoilers or Commodores with fake HSV bodykits.
Careful mate, she's a 'P Plater Special'.
by LitPlover November 23, 2023
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