The worlds worst teacher ever. It is impossible to get along with the plant. An absolute god damn retard.
by JAMMMMMMMA October 26, 2022
Get the Mr Plantmug. by UrGeef July 17, 2018
Get the Head Plantmug. The act of pressing a semi hard penis against another person while wearing jeans. Named after the legendary rock god Robert Plant who was the front man for the band Led Zeppelin. He was know for wearing tight jeans that frequently showed his semi erect penis bulging down the left leg.
EX: While bending down picking something up my friend Robert Planted my bald head with his large semi erect penis.
by Roberto Planto September 28, 2014
Get the Robert Plantedmug. A boy who has a special interest in plants. You may find yourself getting drawn into plant-based conversations and likely, you won’t be overly interested. This is a boy many may try to avoid, but he will always be around, and he will share his botanical knowledge.
Oh man, that guy next door is such a plant boy. We had way too long of a conversation about plant genetics the other day.
by Jello yo January 6, 2019
Get the plant boymug. People who are loosely throwing the word plant-based around who food shame and criticize others for eating meat when they used to.
These people have a “nutritious righteousness” about them and follow the crowd and want to be hip.
They are not to be confused with the early adapters of the plant based diet who don’t have to announce it to everyone.
These people have a “nutritious righteousness” about them and follow the crowd and want to be hip.
They are not to be confused with the early adapters of the plant based diet who don’t have to announce it to everyone.
Plant-basers are people who once ate a ton of meat but now believe they have a right to food shame others because they no longer do.
by $.02 January 16, 2020
Get the Plant-basersmug. by Shortyish January 5, 2021
Get the Plant babiesmug. The guy/gal in the class who always asks the stupidest questions, and is there for the sole purpose of making the other students feel smarter and keep them from dropping.
My buddy is thinking of starting a blog with all the quotes from the jackass plant in his Accounting 101 class: “Can you just estimate physical inventory? Working in a warehouse straight out of high school with no air conditioning sucks!”
by Christonovich July 14, 2011
Get the Jackass Plantmug.