Plain Bagel

Someone who has no "stand out" features and who is boring as hell--just like a plain bagel--no cream cheese, no jelly, no sesame seeds, NOTHING.

Anthony: Are you inviting Janet to your birthday party?
Yvette: Yes, why?
Anthony: Ughh! Don't invite her! That bitch is such a plain bagel! She'll suck the life out of your party.

by BlackieDC January 29, 2009

white plains

Home of some of the greatest legends of Westchester. Including Ron Burgundy, Mattie Diesel and T.I. members including Pink Rob. Over 15 Dunkin Donuts locations and some of the cheapest gas in Westchester. Also three C.V.S locations within a half a mile from each other.

where are you going tonight?
ummm white plains.......where else?

by pf william t santiango February 28, 2009

Plainview, MN

A shitty place in Southeastern Minnesota where if your not a hick or a drug dealing alcoholic. Your not a resident. The school is so god damn awful. Besides the fact that they're just as poor as an Ethiopian lemonade stand (don't get me started on the embezzlement problem). The best thing there is walking down the street and finding semen filled condoms and used heroin needles. There is some decent things though, Most people are down to have a good time. The ones that don't are either white Virgins that play gay magic card games and listen to Mo Bamba and my Fucking little pony or Obama loving Libtards that praise equal rights, world peace and Rosa Parks and shit. that ain't happening here. We might have STDs just crawling on every park bench here but we can be some of the most badass sons of bitches on the planet if you give us booz and a free pass to say the N-word so if you would like to visit. Bring beer and call the Principle of the school a pussy Snowflake and welcome to the shit show that is Plainview also. Don't drink the water. Its full of chlorine and period blood. #GodBlessAmerica #fuckinragheads #3millionindebt #getoffmydickbitch #becauseisaidso #LiveFastAndEatAss #fuckwithmeandIchopyoudickoffpussy

"Bro we going to that party in Plainview, MN tomorrow night." "Nah, I'm not a big fan of Chlamydia and unwanted buttsex, but thanks for asking."

by Mike Honcho (aka Daddy) 💦 December 25, 2018

plain jane

Ordinary, average female, moderately attractive but mentally stable.

I'll take a plain jane over a hot psycho-bitch every time, man.

by John Ronald November 19, 2007

Kick That Nigger Bitch of the Plain

It's okay, he's part West African.

Guy with Burger-King hat: Kick that nigger bitch of the plain.
Other people: You can't say that :(
Guy with Burger-King hat: It's okay, i'm part West African

by SkrtMoment May 6, 2021

plainville handshake

A timed masturbation contest where male contestants attempt to see who can reach climax the quickest. Preferably the contest is timed by female judges wearing cheerleader outfits and plastic bottles are used as semen receptacles.

I'm so bored and horny, any of you guys want to do the Plainville Handshake?

by HoratioHornblower February 16, 2009

paid at the office

Allready donated

Oh Kat that's not his baby moma

Old Tony he's getting the girlfriend experience from Karma

That dude paid at the office

by Tonythetiler November 12, 2020