Pizza Faceplant

The act of being so incapacitated (be it from drink, or lack of sleep, or other) that you fall face-forward into a plate of food in front of you. Although the name specifically mentions pizza, it is not necessary that the food you fall into be a pizza. The messier the food the better, however, so pizza will always be the benchmark against which all other Pizza Faceplants are judged.

May be used as a noun or a verb

noun: BW was so drunk after taking the bar examination that he did a Pizza Faceplant at Basic by 7pm. No...I am serious. You would not have fucking believed it! Yes, we got pictures!

verb: Hahaha some dude just completely Pizza Faceplanted over there!

by WBS3 March 7, 2008

Pizza Production Engineer

A pizzeria employee tasked with the saucing, cheesing, and topping of pizzas; One who tops a pizza.

The Pizza Production Engineers were responsible for assembling and cooking your pizza.

by BlackDeathJackal September 9, 2010

Pizza Bomb

When a hacker or hackers obtain information via DOX from a target IP, find the victim's adress, and credit/debit card information and use it to buy thousands of dollars worth of pizza.

Oh shit dude, did you hear about MLGJasonHD? Oh yeah bro, didn't some hacker Pizza Bomb him during his livestream? Yeah.

by Korona December 2, 2014

Cici's Pizza

Basically a modern day soup kitchen in all-you-can-eat buffet form that gives you food such as pizza, breadsticks, lasagna salad, brownies and cinnamon rolls.

Tom- Wanna go get some sushi?
Tim- Nah, I don't have any money for food.
Tom- Well, we can just go to Cici's Pizza.
Tim- Yeah, we could. They're so cheap that they're basically free.

by PeppermintEgo January 25, 2011

Pizza

Comes in a box, made as a circle, but cut into triangles?!?! illuminati?

yo I saw pizza floating
yuh of course cuz its POINTUYRYTYYYYYY lolol

by Anvils May 28, 2019

Pizza Bird

A bird made out of pizza that poops fully cooked pizza that you can eat.

I had to kick Timmy out because he kept letting the pizza bird poop in his mouth.

by VinceBr February 15, 2021

pizzamachine

“pizzamachine” is a famous reviewer from Sputnikmusic. His goofball nature and extreme sarcasm/biting cynicism somehow are filtered enough to make great reviews consistently. He is also known to make a joke review or list now and then, bringing Sputnik to its knees. For example, his water list, which was the last thing people saw before Sputnik was down for days. Despite being an agent of chaos, he is also a well loved and known OG Sputniker that inspires people to write better, and be nicer to humankind, for he is benevolent. Nonetheless, his tendency to spew out reviews and stoic comments in a machine-like manner has enabled him to act as an enigma, a strange outsider who is known yet not known. His musical project dubbed “pizzamachine” on SoundCloud is equally curious. Either way, you will find pizzamachine on all types of social media, for he is never ending, and unrelenting. Don’t worry, he won’t bite.

“Sup pizzamachine” - evilford

“Not much hombre, just wasting time on my phone LIKE A BOSS🕺🏻” - pizzamachine

by Pillowmantotherescue July 7, 2023