Pishes

When a group is low on water but the dishes need to be washed, the person that has drunk the most water uses their piss to do the dishes.

It's Marvin's turn to do the pishes, I made sure he drank the last couple of gallons of water.

by swicdth May 22, 2025

Pish

piss and shit

Person A: I love pishing

Person B: dude i have not seen you for 12 years. You just came out of your house for the first time and you say this shit. Like what the fuck, we have been worried about you and the first time i see you, you say "I love pishing"?! This is why no one likes not

Person A: So not reddit big chungus halal mode

by pishing January 31, 2022

Pish Dust

Pish Dust is very low grade poor quality street heroin sold by Indy, a rubbish drug dealer in Leeds UK

I couldn't get any decent gear today so had to buy a bag of Pish Dust for the time being

by ChrisHearfield February 26, 2021

Don't pish on the whistle

Phrase commonly used when someone is needlessly angry at an inanimate object, potentially making a situation worse.

"This stupid remote won't work!"

"Jeez, don't pish on the whistle."
(Don't break the remote you'll just make the situation worse.)

by Idkimnotawizard February 12, 2025

pish stain

1. pish stain - urine stain

2. pish stained - adjective describing something with a pish stain on it (usually clothing)

1. Check that cunt wae his fucking pish stained trackies what an actual tramp.

2. dinny sit doon there there's a fucking pish stain oan it!

by pureactualbawbag June 26, 2018

pish dust

Pish Dust is extremely poor quality low grade street heroin that is not at all value for money

I couldn't get hold of any decent gear so as a last resort scored a bag of Pish Dust

by ChrisHearfield February 26, 2021

Pished

Out of yer heed drunk; Lit, turnt, hammered, sideways etc.

Pished is the Scottish slang term for Absolutely smashed Drunk.

My folks were so pished I had to pick them up from happy hour.

by TheBecky November 12, 2021