bog pinning

The art of using ones mobile phone for recreational purposes whilst taking a good shit.

Neil, where you been?

Bog Pinning mate.

Yeah, good shit?

Bangin bro!

aka just Pinning for short.

by Joeiss October 10, 2014

the pickings are slim

there is no point in arguing with you because you adamantly reject common sense and scientific reality.

do not argue with stupid, naive, not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier people ; most often than not the pickings are slim and you end up wasting your time.

by Sexydimma March 11, 2015

Nerd-Picking

The same as Nit-Picking but what nerds do with beloved franchise sequels/prequels.

"Han shot first! Greedo never fired! And he missed from two feet away!"
"Dude you're nerd-picking!"

by aobcd8663 May 27, 2015

Picking Fruit Off The Beef Tree

To have male homosexual tendencies

This new guy started at work, and man he is definitely picking fruit off the beef tree!!!

by Smash Brown March 24, 2005

picking nuts out of monkey shit

Making a big deal out of something so meaningless. Usually done in order to save a few dollars and/or headaches, but disregarding the big picture.

Jon: "My customer wants this specific package installed on the vehicle he's buying."

Larry(company owner): Well we can just put on the aftermarket package instead. It's basically the same and it will cost us less."

Jon: "But I already told him we'd get the original factory parts installed. Those are what he looked at, and what we already quoted."

Larry: "I don't care, business is slow and this is what we'll do for your customer!"

Jon: "Quit picking nuts out of monkey shit you douchebag! I quit!"

by JHop March 12, 2008

Karl Pilkington

A very stupid but VERY funny man (even though I don’t think he means to be) who entertains Ricky Gervais and Steven Merchant every Saturday on XFM (www.xfm.co.uk). His ignorance and Stubbornness to understand the infinite number of monkey on an infinite number of typewriters theory, is hilarious.

'Your an Idiot Karl Your an Idiot Karl Your an Idiot Karl' Ricky Gervais

by see see July 5, 2004

Pining

When a man is separated from his love either by distance or break-up. The man heart is so lonely and whilst thinking of his love, a tear or two comes to his eyes.

The Greek man was pining for his beloved Pakistani girl. His random thoughts of her (stroking her hair, looking in her big brown eyes) would bring him to a place of utter contentment.

by ctwoman April 28, 2012