Obese Pigeon

A godly creature of absolute power. When one touches an obese pigeon, they will feel the ultimate goal to go to Mc Donalds to eat. Obese pigeons cannot fly so instead they can only role.

Oh wow Joe, did you see that Obese Pigeon there, it was absolutely huge!

by RAVISHINGMONKEY62 August 28, 2016

stupid piano

A piano that isn't the smartest, but keeps a good attitude.

Bro 1: yo this is one stupid piano!

Bro 2: yea, what's wrong with it?

Piano: M̶͕̲͘̚á̵͖͎̈́y ̧͂ ̵͉̝͐S ̨̲̈́a ̛͠ͅt̴͙̻͗͒á̵̢̮͝n̶̗̾ ̺͈͂r ̛̗â̵͚̞͌i ̰̩͛̇n̶̢̚ ̶̼͑̈h ̱̝̀̂í̴͖͙̆s̴̪̰̑ ̶̐͜b ̗̠͝͝e ̣̰̐a ̞͊m ̶̖̇o̴͇̠͘f ̰͑̐ ̴̬͋d̵̨̠̾͠e ͎̈́a ̰̀̕ẗ̵̛͍̱h̴͔̋ ̵̯̏͜u̴̹̫̇p ̛͙̟̀o̵͎̰̽͌n̴̲̙̓ ̙̄b̵̛͎ơ̶̦̓t ̢͓̒h ̻̀ ̯͝o̵̯͕͂f ͂͜ ̴͇͓͌̈y̴͙͘o ̤̅̚ư̴͍͈̒r̶̡̳̓͋ ̤͙̍͘d̴̩̙͒̏e ͈͋͌c̴̣̱͠r̶͕̿ẽ̵͍͘p ͙̾i ̭̌ẗ̵̗̞ ̟͆̌s ͉̳͊͒ö̶̝̓u̶̘͍̓l̴͎̂͜s̶̭̻̔

by QaotLivesOn May 29, 2020

Frumpy Moist Pigeon

Noun - the end result of masturbating, shaving your pubes, and pooping all in one toilet sitting.

I was gonna go to the bathroom, but my friend Grant left behind a Frumpy Moist Pigeon in the toilet.

by Cookie_Beard November 4, 2012

piano legs

Disproportionately thick calves and/or ankles on a woman with otherwise normal body weight.

No wonder Hillary Clinton always wears pant suits. She's got a humongous set of piano legs.

by A.K. Smith June 18, 2006

pigeon rat

Pigeon rat is a cross-breed between a pigeon and a rat found on a simpsons episode. Used by Sherwood kids as an insult.
pigeon = mooch or thief
rat = tattle tale low life
pigeonrat= slimy grimy mooching fuck.

when some bitch rats on ur ass but comes back later askin for a dolla or suemtin youd say "fuck off you pigeon rat goooooof"

by akwlejadlkfb April 17, 2009

Faulty Pigeon

A stranded pigeon who is unable to fly due to poor health or a malfunctioning wing.

Mike: dude look at that faulty pigeon on the ledge its not walking anywhere
Ricky: holy balls man you can literally walk up to it and touch it!
Mike: Wow, I'm calling animal control. Here you talk to them
...
Animal Control: Hello this is animal control how can we help you?
Ricky: Yes, animal control? We got a faulty pigeon on our hands, we will need your assistance immediately.
Animal Control: Thank you! We're on it!

by Faulty Pigeon Hero April 27, 2010

Dirty Pigeon

Hanging one's arse over a balcony and defecating on another's head.

Charlie dropped a Dirty Pigeon all over Lloyd, and his dinner and his girlfriend. It was the greatest Dirty Pigeon you ever saw.

by BigBear & Papa Smurf May 11, 2008