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picture me rolling 

I'm on the way.
I'm about to leave the house. Picture me rolling.

picture jacking 

when someone "places" themselves in a picture just before or as the button on the camera is pressed and they end up in it when they were initially not supposed to.
(john and sarah looking at their wedding picture...)

john: i don't remember taking this picture with steve

sarah: me neither! another case of picture jacking
picture jacking by ReDefine November 20, 2009

Picture Vulture 

One who intentionally stands in the background of other peoples' photos just to ruin the picture. This person will sneak into a picture without anyone knowing until the photo is later looked at. This person will stop at nothing to be in as many photos as possible.

V. Picture Vulching- the act of being a picture vulture.
Girl: "Let's look at the pictures from your birthday at the bar!"
Other Girl: "Who's the random guy in the background? He's such a picture vulture!"

Picture Inception

That time when you can't get your phone and the picture you are trying to view to coordinate making it impossible to fully view the photograph without turning your head and looking ridiculous.
"see that guy over there, he's going through picture inception... he keeps turning his phone and his head in opposite directions to try to get the image in the proper format."
Picture Inception by mcslim2323 September 5, 2013

Picture taker 

The one person in every group of friends that everyone holds to a lower standard than everyone else , usually the ugliest and/or the weirdest, therefore they're the one that always takes the group pictures
You guys want to go out tonight? Yea, but just us, don't invite the picture takers