phoner

(n) Occurs when one's phone lays in his front pocket in such a way that the apearance of a raging erection is simulated.

Person 1: Yo man, Eric fell asleep and I think he's got a boner!

Person 2: No way - he's definitely pulling a phoner.

by MutherFacker September 28, 2011

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Phoner

Noun.
A boner for your phone.

A phrase used to describe someone who checks their phone too often, they get excitement (debateably arousal) from checking their phone.

Kevin is such a phone boy, he gets a phoner every 5 minutes and HAS to check his snapchat.

by Weilhammer360 July 18, 2020

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When someone gets rid a phone, especially when it's no longer working (dead).

Guy: just threw my new iPhone away.
Friend: why?
Guy: it fell into the toilet, couldn't get that shit off my mind, had to let it go.
Friend: that was some phoneral, sorry bruv.

by K Supreme September 6, 2020

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When a man or woman (or w.e you are as long as you have a penis attached to your body) uses a phone to pretend they have a boner hidden in a trouser pocket.

King James 6th: Dam shawty you don even gotta touch that shit I got a stiff on.

Shawty: wait a minute that's not your dick that's a phoner!

King James 6th: Dam straight ugly ass bitch you got played.

by Sexydragonfucker September 8, 2022

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