Perverted ears

When you hear things wrong, but as sexual terms

I have the most perverted ears, I heard "cubic as "pubic"

by Murphy Lawson October 31, 2009

Perverts Greenhouse

When one urinates in a bag of frozen vegetables and stores it in a duffle bag for later use

Who made a perverts greenhouse out of Carl’s checked baggage?

by Thaichilisquid November 27, 2018

Pervertic Definitions

Most of the site in a nutshell, proof anyone can make up sexual definitions for words.

Pervertic Definitions dominate the site.

by bakfjeidfjhgjriedfjgnjrkerjfhg April 14, 2021

expressive pervert

A guy who expresses his sex life for the benefit of being "cool"

Jose: "Have you ever masturbated to a chicks Instagram?"
Matt: "Yeah bro, all the time!"
Jose: "Cool, well gtg watch some porn"
*meg hears convo*
Meg: "Fuckin expressive perverts!"

by yolobitch27 September 17, 2013

Personal pervert

someone who constantly checks themselves out, both in intimate places and just in general.

Andy: would you get with Tom, jess
Jess: no way! He'd have no interest in me, he's a personal pervert

by Vic201 January 3, 2017

cat pervert

when your neighbor's cat is in your yard, that makes you a cat pervert

shoo my cat out of your yard, you cat pervert

by troy valency July 14, 2023

part-time pervert

When your not always a pervert. But you find yourself perving out from time to time! Not easy or sleezy. making-out! esp in cars!

Chris and Mary are part-time perverts!

by Hollywood 626 January 6, 2009