As I backed my truck toward her car she began waving her hands about frantically. I said "Hey lady, I can see your car, don't get all premature gesticulation on me!"
by Schrodingers Cat April 4, 2009
Get the Premature Gesticulation mug.To be high on marijuana for days apon days to the point when you cant remember when you where not under the influence of Miss Mary Mac.
by thomas jewsona April 4, 2009
Get the Permafade mug.When a automobile begins to accelerate before it is prudent. Most often witnessed at intersections that are controlled by traffic lights when a driver incorrectly assumes that it is his turn to go next.
Driver: Look at that guy raring to go. I'll bet he doesn't know that it's my turn to go next.
<Car in question moves about a foot and then stops abruptly as he realizes his light did not change green>
Passenger: How embarrassing; a classic case of premature acceleration.
<Car in question moves about a foot and then stops abruptly as he realizes his light did not change green>
Passenger: How embarrassing; a classic case of premature acceleration.
by Mit Long February 12, 2010
Get the Premature Acceleration mug.The act of accidentally hitting the send button on a phone text before you finished typing the entire message.
I just received this text from you. "Dude, meet us at ". It looks like another case of premature textaculation.
by MarkBauer December 21, 2010
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Susie was suffering some major premature homesickness so I decided to just curl up with her for the night rather than push for us to have sex.
by maddie_1213 February 20, 2011
Get the Premature Homesickness mug.Telling several people that you got a job after being informally told you got the job by someone that does not have the complete authority for you to be able to formally say you got the job.
When you speak with a company or firm representative in a formal setting, that person says you have the job, but you have to go through HR first, you tell your colleagues you have the job, you call HR and ask them to expedite the hiring process since you've already been informally offered the job and then wait several weeks to find out you are no longer being considered for the job, you have fallen victim to a spell of Premature Ejobulation.
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