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Perky Tits

When your nipples are hard and you tits don't sag
Lacey's tits were so fucking perky when she fingered herself in math!!!I fucking love Perky Tits
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Perkins

Perkins is the name given for a Mack, Gigalo, Player or Pimp of extraordinary magnitude! A Perkins has control over females of all ages, races, cultures, genres, and socio-economic backgrounds.

A Perkins is not just Workin' his game...he's Perkin' his game! He's internationally known, nationally recognized, and locally accepted!
Guy 1: A Gigalo can get all the rich bitches to pay for it. A Player can get all the young bitches to beg for it. A Mack has control over FINE bitches of various backgrounds. A Pimp turns bitches into Ho's for dough.

Guy 2: Yeah, but I know a guy who can do all of that at the drop of a hat! He's a true Perkins!!!
by Knowledge Doctor May 25, 2008
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the perks of being a wallflower

An amazing book about a boy who is a wallflower in high school. It is written in letters when he befriends a gay guy and his sister, who he falls in love with, and all of "Charlies" problems. including drugs, sex, good music and Rocky Horror Picture Show
"And in that moment, I swear we were infinite."
by katiekool June 3, 2005
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pitch-in pride perker

pitch-in pride perker is a person who "sacrifices" themselves at pitch-in dinners. At a pitch-in dinner someone always brings in something that looks or sounds terrible, they are the ones who take a slice so the person who brought it doesn't know that their food is gross.
Johnny - " What the Hell is that pile of crap over on that platter?"

Alan - " That is my grandma's "Pig intestines stuffed with gopher milk. I am taking a slice just so Granny doesn't start crying. I won't eat it, just remove it from the platter and throw it away.

Johnny- Man you are one "pitch-in pride perker", I wish I could be more like you.
by Mitchell man November 4, 2009
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perkele

An essential Finnish curse-word denoting the devil, and typically pronounced with an exaggerated rolling of the "r" for added emphasis. It is often one of the first words in the Finnish language that foreigners visiting this country pick up.
Management by perkele.
by über sheep May 13, 2005
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perky

Tits that stay in place, no saggage.
My she has some nice perky breasts.
by Barclay December 15, 2004
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perks of being a wallflower

One of the best books you'll ever read, and one of the best movies you'll ever see.
Charlie, a freshman in high school, hasn't had a friend in a while. Then, a couple of seniors, Patrick and Sam, let him into their friends, the Wallflowers.
perks of being a wallflower
by Damian McGee February 9, 2014
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