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Payton

Payton is a girl who wears hoodies with drugs on them and eats flam in’ hot cheetos in the morning with crackhead color hair, her closet only consists of ripped jeans, hoodies, and crop tops.
“Hey! look at that crackhead
Isn’t that a Payton”
by pp420 November 25, 2019
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Payton

puffer fish = payton
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paytonism

When you can expertly determine the derivative of differentiable equationsin advanced calculus but when it comes to basic addition and subtraction, you're hopeless. A.k.a "bad math"
When Matthew couldn't figure out problem 37, he realized he had a paytonism in his work. 2+2 does not equal 3. Duh Matt.
by Coffsyrup March 31, 2015
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payton alyia

twins that are pretty
wow those girls are pretty they are payton alyia
by hello131313 January 11, 2018
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Payton

A beautiful and amazing girl. She makes friends easily and isn't afraid to speak up for herself and friends. She's an animal lover and will do anything to pet your dog. And if she says she's not hungry, she's lying, she could always have a snack and will steal it if your not looking.
Guy 1: Payton did you take my food again?

Payton: No! Maybe...
by Stew your son May 30, 2018
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payton

The hottest and most loving boy u will ever meet. He is loyal and kind and will always stand up for what's right in the end. HE WILL MAKE U FEEL WANTED NO MATTER WHAT.he is always looking for ways to make u happy and will give u a hug whenever u need it. Payton is overall the best kind of person and if u find one don't mess up.
Payton called me when I was sad and made me feel better
by EGGMAN November 9, 2020
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paytonic relationship

A relationship in which one partner has to pay the other in order to be in a romantic or platonic relationship with the other. It can be a one-time payment or a subscription; it depends on the partner.
Stacey and I are in a paytonic relationship. She’s great, but it sucks that I have to fork over $50 every month.
by Mhm mhm mhm hi March 5, 2021
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