Geoffery Patterson

Geoffery Patterson is a fat guy that has no life, works a 9-5 job at 7-11. No wife or girlfriend. Sits and home and plays with his cat all day.

“Hey you seen that fat guy?”
“Yeah it’s Geoffery Patterson.”

by PassiveMonkeyGuy November 03, 2021

Jason Patterson

A person who doesn't understand how Urban Dictionary works.

Don't you know that anyone can create a definition on the internet? Don't be such a Jason Patterson!

by Lirpa1579 May 06, 2024

Liv patterson

a mean girl who loves control? oof

Liv Patterson is mean.

by killmeplzzz April 10, 2018

Ean Patterson

Ean Patterson is a king of greatness who lives in the jungle and will break your elbows if you disrespect him

Animal 1: look it’s Ean Patterson

Animal 2: we better run

by Ean#1fan June 20, 2021

Declan Patterson

Someone who has a very fruity personality and likes to do fruity things

Person 1:That donny looks fruity
Person 2: He is probably called Declan Patterson

by Calamity478 July 16, 2019

Tilly Patterson

Tilly Patterson is a kind hearted girl, who can be annoying and all lovie dovie but she is one of the best friends you'll ever have..

Tilly Patterson

by Sohieblol123 April 01, 2018

Pattersoning

When one puts on their best formal tone whilst speaking on the phone, oftern resulting in a higher pitched sound and usually rather different to their normal speaking voice.

Rupert: Yo K dawg whats going on Friday man?

Kendall: Chillin' man, might roll a blunt...

"RING RING"

Rupert: "Hello, Rupert speaking how can i help you?"

Kendall: Check out the Pattersoning you fag!

by jazzy_j.a May 25, 2011