Grom patrol

When surfing, all of the older men leave the water so that the only people out surfing are the kids (18 and below), known as "Grom Patrol"

Yeah that guy finally left! It's grom patrol out here now!

by mmmmokkkkkk March 1, 2009

Paw Patrol

The TV show for kids that teaches them that they too, can break the laws of physics.

Kid:"Mommy? Can I jump off the roof? I won't get hurt if the Paw Patrol can't get hurt from it..."
Mom: "Well, if the Paw Patrol is okay from it, than you will be too. Go right ahead."
Kid jumps off the roof and should've snapped his/her neck and died. But didn't...
Thanks physics <:'(

by FuryFreeze2055 June 14, 2016

mole patrol

A herd of skanky girls, often loud and thought to be drunk at first glance. Consists typically of the stereotype known elsewhere as trailer trash.

~"Don't look now Larry, but the mole patrol just rounded the corner."

by coryinc September 19, 2006

Penis Patrol

Proper Noun - a highly elite organization dedicated to the patrolling of penises, or rather, penii. Members do not apply, they are found. Just like one of those sweet colleges no one knows about.

Guy: Dude, the Penis Patrol came by today.
Montag: What'd they want?
Guy: Nothing, just a checkup.
Montag: So we're alright then.

by Wang Ninja August 20, 2003

Shiv Patel

Sexiest nigger in the whole world. Loves fucking underage women

Holy shit he’s such a Shiv Patel

by Jshsbbdbdbxj December 5, 2018

Patelle

When you have a teacher who is a complete and utter bastard. Derived from the word dick head or Kunt, which both have the same meaning.

Boy 1: Ohh shit man, look who is our sub this lesson!

Boy 2: Fuck, its one of those dickhead teachers who think they are so smart. He was probably beaten as a child too :P
Boy 1: This gits such a Patelle!

by KSHZZAP August 25, 2011

beaver patrol

Horny dudes on the look out for unsuspecting young beavers.

Excuse me maam,We are the beaver patrol checking beavers!Please comply.

by TokerX August 27, 2003