Pascal

A rather useless programming language, initialy created to teach new programmers how to do it properly, after the wave of sloppy programmers in the 60s. Improvements have meant that it has been used for real programming (mainly by apple). Good to get you into good habits, but still useless in the end.

person 1:i learnt programming in C++ in no time at all thanks to all the years i spent learning Pascal

Person 2:yeah...but if you just learnt C++ in the first place, you wouldnt have had to bother.

Person 1:&*%^$% you

Blaize Pascal:you think youve got it bad? they named the bloody thing after me when i was already dead!

by thefireycaddilac September 27, 2005

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Dirty Pascaline

having a fish up her vagina

Dude! Did you hear about the girl that got dirty pascaline-d? It was crazy and totally cold & slippery!!!

by swimdude588 June 8, 2009

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Pascalle

Pascalle is very beautiful but shits too much. These shits can last anything from 5 to 30 minutes depending on what she ate. She also loves cats, and owns about 16.

Pascalle is looking fineeee today, I wonder how long her shit lasted.

by ferrisbueller January 13, 2015

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Adam Pascal

The most over-rated performer to ever appear in the musical Rent, who continues to return to the show and half-ass his way through it when he can't get any other jobs.

Adam Pascal Fangirl: OMG!!!! No one will ever be better dan ADAM!! He was the bestest Roger EVER!!!!!!111!

Sensible Renthead: No, honey, he wasn't.

by nnkay July 27, 2009

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