When an obviously unattractive or disfigured celebrity is heralded by quotidian females as the pinnacle of beauty much to the bemusement of heterosexual males.
Jim: Man, I just had a terrible blind date set up by your girlfriend. She claimed that she was hot, but when I sat down, all I saw was an anorexic harpy with a botched nose job.
Johnny: You're a victim of the Sarah Jessica Parker effect.
Johnny: You're a victim of the Sarah Jessica Parker effect.
by alecb July 25, 2007
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In the story, however, the narrator explains that a hunter named Richard Parker shot the tiger's mother. Sometime during the baby tiger's transport to Ponticherry Zoo, the hunter's name was subsituted for the tiger's name, and the name stuck.
In the story, however, the narrator explains that a hunter named Richard Parker shot the tiger's mother. Sometime during the baby tiger's transport to Ponticherry Zoo, the hunter's name was subsituted for the tiger's name, and the name stuck.
Referring to Richard Parker, from p.198 of Life of Pi: "Don't you think that before he submits to eating puffy, putrefied zebra he'll try the fresh, juicy Indian boy just a short dip away?"
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A whore who badly represents women as shopaholic, materialistic bitches who obssess over getting some dick and are highly unstable.
by CrimsonBlues January 5, 2005
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Get the Sarah Jessica Parker mug.by xkqtiex November 6, 2020
Get the MALACHAI PARKER mug.A guy who loves life, and is sweet. He deserves to be treated with respect, and it a total cutie. He'll always be by your side, and is very thoughtful. If a Parker likes you, dont ruin your chance with him, cause he is sure something. :)
by Some1else2 September 15, 2010
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Jen punked me out in that inter-office memo
What did you do about it?
I had no choice but to do a quick rub and tug under my desk and Peter Parker that bitch as she walked past my office.
I was bored, so I Peter Parkered Anna in the break room!
What did you do about it?
I had no choice but to do a quick rub and tug under my desk and Peter Parker that bitch as she walked past my office.
I was bored, so I Peter Parkered Anna in the break room!
by KarlHungus311 March 11, 2010
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