by Philosophical Harassment Panda April 29, 2011
Get the Post Panda Paralysismug. by gamerboy2742 August 12, 2019
Get the Sleep Paralysis Demonmug. Post nut paralysis is the physiological phenomenon that occurs after one busts such a huge nut that you feel your full body to limp for the following 3-8 seconds. Thsi results in the individual lying in the skud unable to move. This is often joined by post nut clarity (PNC)
“Yo Kyle what’s up bro?”
“I’m not good man, busted a fat nut last night and got that post nut paralysis (PNP) then my mum walked in to see me lying in the nude and I Couldn’t move to cover myself up”
“Hahah that PNP done you dirty”
“I’m not good man, busted a fat nut last night and got that post nut paralysis (PNP) then my mum walked in to see me lying in the nude and I Couldn’t move to cover myself up”
“Hahah that PNP done you dirty”
by LikelyLs16 May 17, 2019
Get the Post nut paralysis (PNP)mug. Those several moments of temporary paralysis just after you realize you just sent the filthiest joke / dirtiest pictures / inappropriate comment / via any electronic method, to the one person you would never want to.
Example A:
You: Looking at "Hot Bubbles.wmv" "That's hilarious, I'll send that to Bob"
*Click*
You sit there with your mouth open realizing you just sent it to Bob your BOSS, not your cool friend Bob.
You're screwed. You are a victim of Sender Paralysis (via IM / Email or Text). You can't move or speak.
Example B:
You: "Hi Mom yeah we had great weekend at the beach; I'll send some pictures, luv ya, bye."
You scroll through your phone and select a few shots and....
*Click*
you realize you just sent a picture of yourself pleasing your boyfriend on the ride home while while he's driving.
The look on your face frozen in terror is Sender Paralysis.
Usually subsides after a week of shame and humiliation. Take two laughing coworkers, a healthy dose of guilt from your Mom and call your shrink.
You: Looking at "Hot Bubbles.wmv" "That's hilarious, I'll send that to Bob"
*Click*
You sit there with your mouth open realizing you just sent it to Bob your BOSS, not your cool friend Bob.
You're screwed. You are a victim of Sender Paralysis (via IM / Email or Text). You can't move or speak.
Example B:
You: "Hi Mom yeah we had great weekend at the beach; I'll send some pictures, luv ya, bye."
You scroll through your phone and select a few shots and....
*Click*
you realize you just sent a picture of yourself pleasing your boyfriend on the ride home while while he's driving.
The look on your face frozen in terror is Sender Paralysis.
Usually subsides after a week of shame and humiliation. Take two laughing coworkers, a healthy dose of guilt from your Mom and call your shrink.
by jbcrazy88 April 2, 2010
Get the Sender Paralysis (via IM / Email or Text)mug. by Dan Jon August 16, 2016
Get the fecal paralysismug. Person 1: "Are you overhearing the conversation about Malbec wine coming from the table behind us?"
Person 2: "Yes. It's enough to send me into douche paralysis."
Person 2: "Yes. It's enough to send me into douche paralysis."
by Schnitzel Procurement Manager December 23, 2024
Get the douche paralysismug. A Sleep Paralysis Demon is that scary shi that watches you sleep while asking for breakfast or for something to do because ho u slacking on that breakfast and entertainment, that scary shi might just eat your toes off while you sleep.
(This is definitely not your Sleep Paralysis Demon.)
(This is definitely not your Sleep Paralysis Demon.)
You: Damn, I can’t move or speak… this shi tuff.. wonder what it is. Oh it’s a Sleep Paralysis Demon… makes sense.
Sleep Paralysis Demon: Hey pookie, so I’m your new Sleep Paralysis Demon! Make me food, please! I beg of you. I could eat you, but I won’t if you feed me food :3
Sleep Paralysis Demon: Hey pookie, so I’m your new Sleep Paralysis Demon! Make me food, please! I beg of you. I could eat you, but I won’t if you feed me food :3
by ASleepParalysisDemon July 17, 2025
Get the Sleep Paralysis Demonmug.