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Panic scrape

The act of scrapping semen out of your missus pussy after you have finished in it, due to the state of panic. Tried and tested but not a scientifically effective form of contraception.
Example 1. Cam panic scraped his load out of his bitch for the fifth time today bro
Example 2. Wow, dude how has Jon not got his mitty pregnant yet? Bro he panic scrapes her puss dude works 100% of the time
by treepuncher101 October 1, 2018
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Panicked Gay

A panicked gay means a guy who is too scared to admit that he’s a gay.
Hey are you gay
“What?! No!!!”
Panicked gay.
by hiimsad April 2, 2019
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cup-panion

a container that holds french fries, onion rings, or any other side order formed so it can fit in a cup holder. Thus being able to be seated next to the almighty soft drink.
Sarah: Awww! I spilled my french fries all over the inside of my car. They wouldn't fit in the cup holder because of their inferior-to-the-soft-drink-cup shape so i placed them on the dash board!

Bree: Don't worry! You can have my fries. They're in a cup-panion!

Sarah: HELL YEA!! Now the soft drink and side order can coincide in peace!!
by Tsunami...Skanklin August 12, 2008
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organic panic

When a douchy, moccasin wearing, cool bearded hipster dude and his equally douchy girlfriend named Kale, who breastfeeds a baby that's not hers, can't find an organic product at the supermarket and they go apeshit.
Trader Joe's at night, probably on Earth Day. DOUCHY FEMALE BREASTFEEDING BABY THAT'S NOT HERS: (flabbergasted) "What the fuck? Where's the organic quinoa? There's no organic quinoa! HIPSTER DUDE: (Screaming effeminately at a Trader Joe's crewman ) "Where's the organic quinoa? This is the 21st century, they don't have these problems in Canada man." LOUDSPEAKER : "Organic panic aisle 3, I repeat, Organic panic aisle 3. Prepare for inevitable hissy fit, words of entitlement , and of course, vote for Bernie discourse.
by Terio Marin May 23, 2016
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Snap Panic of November 6,2017

a moment in time where snapchat shut down due to a bug in the system. Teens and slutty celebrities went into a worldwide panic since their pathetic life had been soiled.
The rich ass students of dunlap experienced the Snap Panic of November 6,2017.
by The Name November 6, 2017
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Moral panic paradox

Intense hysteria about a social or political problem that, instead of solving or reducing the problem, actually makes it worse.
The intense xenophobia behind the Trump Administration's efforts to stop migrants from Central America from entering the U.S. have actually increased the number of asylum seekers many times over from during the Obama Administration. It's an example of a "moral panic paradox" -- people are afraid the asylum laws will change so they need to immigrate now before that happens. Another moral panic paradox happens when gun-control advocates seek limits on the sale of assault rifles after a mass shooting. The result is increased sales of assault rifles because people feel they need to buy them now before the laws change.
by Mooseface April 14, 2019
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bisexual panic

when a bisexual person sees attractive people who happen to be different genders and panic because they are both very attractive.
Tom Holland and Zendaya give me bisexual panic
by GMan24678 June 26, 2022
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