palinize

1. To bluster, to speak without saying anything of substance.

2. To flub a television interview.

3. To Randomly repeat talking points regardless of the questions given to you.

Sarah Palinized on the debate last night, saying that she was going to answer the questions she wanted to answer.

by kidgib January 15, 2009

Palin

To have enormous success at something that you are completely unqualified for.

As in “Wow I really did a palin landing that managers job straight out of school!”

by Thought Criminal January 18, 2009

Sarah Palin Glasses

Glasses worn by a female which give men the urge to whip out their cocks and bust a magnum load on the bitches face. These glasses do NOT have to be prescription, because their sole purpose is to make the dumb hole running for vice president appear more intelligent, than the seaman receptacle that she really is.

I bought my girlfriend a pair of Sarah Palin Glasses so she didn't get another eye infection when I make yatzy on her face.

by Jonny Blue February 19, 2009

palin' it

pursuing a task when one is truly unqualified or not fit for the job.

I didn’t study for the exam, I guess i have to palin' it.

by Eddie Serrano January 15, 2009

palin-drome

a paragraph that makes as much sense forwards as backwards

SARAH PALIN: "That's why I say I, like every American I'm speaking with, we're ill about this position that we have been put in. Where it is the taxpayers looking to bail out. But ultimately, what the bailout does is help those who are concerned about the health care reform that is needed to help shore up our economy. Um, helping, oh, it's got to be about job creation, too. Shoring up our economy, and getting it back on the right track. So health care reform and reducing taxes and reining in spending has got to accompany tax reductions, and tax relief for Americans, and trade -- we have got to see trade as opportunity, not as, uh, competitive, um, scary thing, but one in five jobs created in the trade sector today. We've got to look at that as more opportunity. All of those things under the umbrella of job creation,"
ME: "Hey, you know you just said a perfect palin-drome?"

by cammy828 February 28, 2009

palindrome

a word, phrase, sentence, or any number of words that when spelt backwards, are the same as when they are fowards

"dammit i'm mad
evil is a deed as i live
god, am i reviled? i rise, my bed on a sun i melt
to be not one man emanating is sad. i piss.
alas, it is so late. who stops to help?
man, it is hot. im in it. i tell
i am not a devil. i level "mad dog"
ah, say burning is, as, a deified gulp in my halo of a mired
rum tin
i erase many men. oh, to be a man, a sin.
is evil a clam? on trap?
no. it was open. on it i was stuck.
rats peed on hope. elsewhere dips a web.
be still if i fill its ebb
ew a spider ...eh? we sleep. oh no!
deep. stark cuts saw it in one position.
part animal, can i live? sin is a name.
both, one... my names are in it. murder? im a fool.
a hymn i plug, defied as a sign in ruby ash.
a goddam level i lived at.
on mail let it in. im it.
oh, sit in ample hot spots. oh wet!
a loss it is alas (sip). id assign it a name
namenot one bottle minus an ode by me.:
"sir, i deliver. im a dog"
evil is a deed as i live. dammit im mad..."

palindrome -demetri martin

by Jarso April 20, 2007

Palin

1.(verb) To Palin - To embarrass yourself and your associates with a string of gaffes and exposed secrets.
2.(noun) A Palin - One whose behavior or actions cause unwanted negative attention to the group.
3. (noun) A desperate gamble

'Dude, you shouldn't have told those jokes about the bride. And you really Palinned when you told her dad she gave you crabs.'

'That girl's got so many skeletons in her closet, she's a real Palin.'

by Al Aska October 20, 2008