Katy: I'm not too excited about the next four days, pad launching is tomorrow.
Matt: Oh... I'm sorry... I can't imagine how that must feel... do you get bad cramps or something?
Katy: Umm... we'll just be pretty busy at the Apple Store all weekend.
*awkward silence*
Matt: Wait, did you say "pad launching?"
Katy: Yeah, the new iPad 2 goes on sale tomorrow.
Matt: *facepalm*
Matt: Oh... I'm sorry... I can't imagine how that must feel... do you get bad cramps or something?
Katy: Umm... we'll just be pretty busy at the Apple Store all weekend.
*awkward silence*
Matt: Wait, did you say "pad launching?"
Katy: Yeah, the new iPad 2 goes on sale tomorrow.
Matt: *facepalm*
by mathewmatic March 11, 2011
by Ben richardson May 16, 2007
by badgrammir February 06, 2009
A random number of toilet paper sheets that one sets into the toilet before having any bowel movement that would cause the water to splash on one's ass.
Dude, I forgot to lay down a splash pad this morning before my beer shits and now my toilet is a mess.
by Sakaballz January 16, 2011
A residence occupied by a 40+ year old woman that has a taste for younger men. It is characterised by copious quantities of leopard print décor, Buddhist statues and is furnished almost entirely with Ikea goods
Christine: What did you do last night?
Sharon: I picked up some fresh meat at the bar, took him back to my Cougar Pad and destroyed him. Now i need to wash my leopard print bed sheets.
Sharon: I picked up some fresh meat at the bar, took him back to my Cougar Pad and destroyed him. Now i need to wash my leopard print bed sheets.
by Anorak80 October 14, 2014
The name given to an iPad (typically a school issued one) that is used as a substitute for a phone, therefore used for talking to friends and other sketchy plans.
by trappad September 26, 2016
A usually small and sparsely-furnished apartment you keep for the sole purpose of fucking. Especially married men who want a place in town to tryst, and don't want the cost and paper-trail of hotels or the seediness of renting a motel room.
I always take my tricks to my fuck pad on the other side of town where I have my own assortment of sex-toys, a tempurpedic mattress, and the sheets are always clean.
by mmennonno May 29, 2009