fifty pacer

a person that looks really skinny and hot from about 50 feet away, but not 5 feet away

that was the guy i thought wasfine as hell?!?!?

by elizabeth April 9, 2004

Peter Packed

The gayest thing ever

Wow, that guy just peter packed his gay anal lover in the ass.

by Ryan Meezer August 3, 2007

snot packer

One who engages in nasal sex by sticking his penis into another's nostril.

That orangutan is a snot packer. I feel bad for his mate's nasal passage.

by Cheshirelynx July 30, 2012

fanny packer

A person(s) who packs things in their ass like a fanny pack

Pretty sure that guy Bobby is a fanny packer

by Theslippyone November 19, 2017

glitter packet

Used for a G (gram) of Marijuana

Serena: “Hey becky, i have 10 dollars, do you have a glitter packet on you?”

Becky: “Yeah i’ll sell you the glitter packet after class.”

by Serena Watson February 13, 2018

Todd Packer

Everyone’s favorite jerk/pervert from The Office. He has a bad influence on Michael Scott, who loves him. However, everyone else is still salty at him for lacing their cupcakes

Todd Packer! Stop humping Michael while he’s under the desk!

by Owuhpug July 6, 2018

egg packer

A derogatory or joking term used by homosexuals that refers to heterosexuals, especially heterosexual men. Literally, it refers to the act of coitus where a penis pushes back a woman's ovaries, or eggs. The term mocks the connotation of a slang term for homosexuals, fudge packer. Egg packer is akin to breeder, also referring to heterosexuals.

Gay guy 1: Where do you think that hotty's off to?
Gay guy 2: Knowing our luck, I'd say to see his ho.
Gay guy 1: (Sigh) Silly egg packer. Will they ever learn?

by gndhs December 10, 2008