chocolate pebble

what appears to be a small chocolately, delicious piece of food, but is actually sitting atop a toilet seat and is, in reality, a piece of poop, dangling on the pure white porcelain.

Abe Lincoln: dude, don't go in there, General Lee definitely left some chocolate pebbles on the toilet seat...man what the Fuck?

General Lee: did I hear some say my name?

by Laquisha Verona McQueesha October 15, 2006

parbleu

French for 'by jove'. Great for when someone tells you something interesting.

Woman: Je suis fou de toi.
Man: Parbleu!

by J3rr0d September 4, 2005

pebble dash

When one has extremely runny diareha and it splatters all over the toilet giving a pebble dash effect

cor man i pebble dashed the pan last night

by tyrus December 5, 2003

Pebble

What peasants eat...

Peasant: OM NOM NOM NOM *eating pebbles*

by YourNaziNightmare February 25, 2010

goat pebbles

The act of pushing really hard to take a dump and only a few tiny turds in the shape of goat pooh comes out and sinks to the bottom of the toliet.

Damn, I pushed for 30 minuets on the can and only got goat pebbles.

by Daze621 July 3, 2003

Cocoa Pebbles

When your poop doesn't form correctly and it comes out in a pile of little brown balls.

Someone dumped a lot of Cocoa Pebbles in the toilet. I wouldn't recommend eating them though.

by Scritton Bow April 6, 2011

pebbled

smoking weed and not getting completely stoned.

Bro, this one-hitter is making me feel a little pebbled.

by mikeymass September 2, 2010