Procrasterbating

Masturbating when there are important things to be done, or deadlines to meet.

I didn't finish my report because I was procrasterbating.

by Uh...Fred? November 13, 2011

Procasturbation

Putting off stressful events in life to masturbate.

Tim had a 10 page essay to write, so he procasturbated. This was a simple case of procasturbation.

by Ilikelittlesnakesandturtles August 9, 2012

Procrastibation

The act of procrastination by the use of excessive masterbation.

Tom: "Hey did you do the English homework?"
Jeff: "Yeah but I didn't finish it until about 2 AM. Procrastibation is really a bitch."

by L2uk3 September 5, 2010

Procrasturbating

To spend your time masturbating when you should be doing other things

Man I didn't get any work done earlier, I was too busy Procrasturbating!

by b2b April 14, 2009

Procrastibation

Like twiddling your thumbs, but with a more exciting conclusion.

"Eh, I had a few hours before going out, so I got in some solid procrastibation."

by DeBaser485 December 21, 2008

Procrasterbation Mug

A mug used for masturbation while pressing matters await.

That's not a milkshake, it's my procrasterbation mug !

by emrldflm96 June 9, 2010

Procrastubation

The means of using masturbation as a form of procrastination.

Bobby: I've been using procrastubation a lot to hold off my work a lot lately; I do it three times every time I need to do one thing!
Sam: I think you should see a doctor

by shortstirling June 29, 2015