procrasturbate

to master your blaster, or hold your sausage hostage, when duties are supposed to be held.

Andrew: Man! i missed the Mavs Game!
Peter: What were you doin?
Andrew: Lets just say i have the worst case of procrasturbating habits.
Peter: Oh dont worry about, i have it too.

by Peter January 26, 2005

procrasturbate

when you feel the need to play with yourself, but you keep putting it off because you think its unhealthy or some fuccin thing...

Yo dude, we are all jerkaholics, but that nig is a fuccin PROCRASTURBATER!

he/she loves to procrasturbate

by nate April 17, 2006

Procrasterbater

Someone who puts off masterbating.

Billy is so lazy, he is a procrasterbater

by Thesexyelephant December 17, 2008

procrasterbation

I just invented this word...lay it on me. I don't know what it means, throw some defs out there.

"Don't procrasterbate too much, I hear you go blind."

by Miklos Patrichnikov March 22, 2004

procrasterbating

to wait to masterbate

procrasterbating - see Ben Romanowski .

by gandalf aka the white wizard September 22, 2005

Procrasterbating

When you're supposed to be doing school work etc. and you have a wank instead.

Person one: "Dude why didn't you finish your assignment?"
Person two: "Sorry I strated it then began procrasterbating"

by xMEGADAVEx June 12, 2011

Procrasterbate

It's when you are thinking about masterbating but instead of doing it right now you decide to do it later.

I can't wait to Procrasterbate tonight!

by Wildcat872 November 1, 2010