Preston

A boy who looks handsome but is cruel and will ruing your social life

"that guys a preston"

by DDDDDDDDDD1236o34451 November 21, 2016

preston

a little bitch, who doesnt deserve any happiness whatsoever. hes a fuckboy, breaks girls hearts, and uses girls for sex. hes a little fag who is obsessed with his hair and is 3 feet tall. and no one likes him.

" what a faggot, hes such a preston. "

by annonymousperson123 August 3, 2015

Preston

Preston is the type of guy who seems like a jerk at first but has the best personality later. He not the best looking but he is better than some. He has dirty blond hair and blue eyes. He makes you laugh when you're sad and he talks to you all the time. You'll love him with all your heart.

Preston is the best guy ever.

by faithful123456789 November 16, 2018

Preston

Preston is a shinnie nobody understands him he is misunderstood. He wishes he was special but he just isn't. He stores DNA to feel more alive this Dna helps him find beef sticks, the only known source that you can actually feed a Preston.

Preston Baer: everything is simply a shape a form an identifier to let others recognize me as me. But then.. What am i? Is this me... My true self? My fake self? what is it that I am? NOBODY UNDERSTANDS ME!!! -an everyday shinnie

by phasing December 16, 2021

preston

A cranky comment of extreme and ridiculous proportions, often used to troll political media.

Comment : No taxes and no government! The only way to eliminate poverty is to make it more painful. Then no one will chose to be poor.

Reply : That's just a silly preston, not an opinion.

libertarian-conservative idiocy commentary

by TheOED May 17, 2014

Preston

A fattie that can't fit in pictures

Please move that preston out of the picture we can't see anything!

by J. L. Shiraki January 22, 2008

preston

to be overly aggressive, sometimes in the form of body checking

person 1: (slams child into locker)
person 2: dude. didnt have to go and pull a preston on me.

by kumasi meeks May 24, 2008