Potato

A lazy bum with no purpose in life.

Last week I was a complete potato. I should do more with my life.

by BedatSavage January 23, 2017

Potato

A lazy fuck

(Juan) Hey dude, wanna go to the skate park?

(Gareth) Nah I gonna just sit here and watch Judge Judy.

(Juan) you fucking potato!

by Big Homie 73 August 03, 2019

Potato

What you call your friend when they are being a dumbass

Ellen: What will happen if i lick this battery
Steve: God Ellen you potato!

by Aliensarestealingmynuggets June 27, 2017

potato

a very yummy vegetable

'never dare to say anything bad about a potato'

by March 16, 2022

Potato

You know what a potato is.

You don’t need an example for ‘potato’

by NoUCan’tHaveMySoup May 10, 2019

Potato

A person who is socially awkward, ugly, sarcastic and has no function if they don't have the internet. And they do not have any particular skill as a human being whatsoever.

"I'm basically just a potato with a weird haircut"

by muffinpotato June 04, 2016

Potato

A non-furry dog

My potato is great

by ArchieSouppppp January 26, 2021