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pissed as a fart

being completely off your face, so much so that you fart uncontrollably
Eh Will, I must've been pissed as a fart on Friday, I tried to Rugby tackle Martin in the pub!
by AlexRugger May 12, 2007
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who pissed in your pencil case

Something you would say to someone who is being rude or is in a shitty mood.

similar to who shit in your cereal.
Pat: Hi bill
Bill: Fuck off
Pat: Who pissed in your pencil case!
by Crocodoodle666 May 17, 2016
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Jules pissed

to pretend to be actually upset or agitated where in fact one is barely affected by the given situation.
Julien: Fuck...i'm pissed.
Eric: Why?
Julien: Fuckin squirrel crossed the road. Fuck.
Eric: oh. lame. so you're 'jules pissed'
Julien: what
by CharlieTheUnicorn February 16, 2008
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Pissed The Fuck Off

by BROWNSss May 29, 2010
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Mario Kart pissed

1. A notably sever and predictable reaction to various exchanges and interactions between gamers and the popular Nintendo 64 game ‘Mario Kart'; where cursing, racial slurs and ‘chucking’ of controllers are often and uncontrollably used as the body’s natural, emergency means to alleviate stress buildup as well as the swelling of blood vessels in the neck/face/head. Side effects can include loss of friendships, bleeding from the eyes, broken toes and in severe cases, ‘sharting’.

2. A similar level of rage caused by any situation.
"What's up with Dallas? I've never seen him so angry."

"Yeah, he's Mario Kart pissed."
by ActionRick May 1, 2010
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i'm pissed

What I am now and you probarbly are if you typed this
Wooooooooo man im stoned, oh hang on im just pissed
by Steveo March 19, 2005
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pissed up slapper

Broken down, "pissed-up" means inebriated or drunk. A "slapper" is, well, a slut. Or, a woman of loose morals. So, a "pissed up slapper" is also known as a drunken trollop or whore.
"Lets go to the bar tonight and pick up a couple of pissed up slappers." "Check that pissed up slapper going down on Mark in the corner." "It's a sure thing cause she's a pissed up slapper."
by junkietown May 25, 2009
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