Playground Hustle

Playground Hustle is sex involving anymore than three people and up to 7 people total. It is most commonly used as code word when speaking around parents, teachers, or other adults.
Oh man i walked in on my roommate having sex, so we decided to make it into a playground hustle
by Captain Featherwick January 11, 2010
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haunted playground

A haunted playground is a woman's vagina after she's had an abortion. It's a dark and scary place where the ghost of an unborn child is doomed to haunt forever.
"Man I'm not fucking with her. She's got a haunted playground. I don't want no ghost baby grabbing my dick."
by Compel January 04, 2018
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playground dominator

A guy who punches little kids on the playground.
3rd grader "oh god is that the playground dominator! RUN!"
by GromTheThicc February 01, 2022
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SEXUAL PLAYGROUND

A very legal place to have any consenting ADULT SEX ACT.

A very aggressive HAWKS bird of ASSERTION.
The CLEANING ROOMS shall now grow by leaps and bounds as they are the perfect SEXUAL PLAYGROUND.

The HAWKS bird will chase you into this SEXUAL PLAYGROUND to get the message.
by AUTOMATIC LEVEL RECOGNITION April 13, 2021
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Playground Roast

A roast often used in an argument where someone says something that is extremely overused by 13 year olds or a very unfunny roast. Often the people that say these type of roasts think they are funny or think they are violating their opponent.
Person 1: “Your dad left you for milk”
Person 2: “That was a fucking playground roast
Person 1: “Your adopted
Person 2: “Goddamn that was so unfunny and unoriginal”
Person 1: “Kill yourself”
Person 2: “Can I kill your shemale mother that didn’t commit suicide before she gave birth instead?”
by robloxduck1 April 08, 2022
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Salty Playground

A bunch of bitter bitches that can’t get along on the playground (game)!
So much salt on the playground! What is your salt level? Find out on the Salty Playground.
by Salty Host November 26, 2018
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playground ptsd

- Feeling left out at some point in your life.

- Feeling bad.
- From the February 25, 2016 Vimeo Newsletter:
"We’ve all felt left out at some point in our lives. And we all know it feels bad. Vimeo wants to combat that playground PTSD: for over a decade, we’ve been building a safe haven for creators to do their thing, in whatever weird yet respectful way they want. ..."
We at Vimeo throw around the term playground PTSD, and equate a serious medical illness affecting hundreds of thousands of people with feeling bad from not being included in children's games!
by coloradsin February 25, 2016
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