Priest's Playground

Another word for anus/butthole. Used because sexually abusive priests often rape people in the butthole.

Person 1: Father Dick Johnson won't be leading the service tomorrow.

Person 2: Why not?

Person 1: He's in jail, got busted roughin' up some kiddo's Priest's Playground, if you know what I mean.

Person 2: Not really surprised. He always seemed a little creepy.

Person 1: Maybe he'll drop the soap while he's doing time. It would serve him right.

by Forgettable Name October 30, 2021

the frozen playground

A hockey rink

Hey you wanna go up to the frozen playground for a little 3 on 3?

by Chadopotamus August 11, 2015

Meow Playground

A video game featuring anthropomorphic pet characters (and animals in general, most of them aren't dogs or cats) or furries, whatever you want to call them. Hang out with real players and make online friends from across the world! You can play games to earn gaming score, join clowders (teams in Meow Playground, "clowder" literally means a group of cats), dig around, fish, and do many more things! However, the game may get boring after a while, as the game isn't very popular (it reaches 2,000 daily users at its peak as of 2024, but throughout a 24-hour period as opposed to that many players at once), the game can lag with many players, and it's a pretty small place with not enough space (there are no "multiple servers" at the moment, sadly) for thousands of players at a time to be on in just a few minutes. Hopefully, the founder, Grumpy Mayor, can try to fix these things eventually if the game ever becomes popular (I doubt it will).

John: Did you play Meow Playground yesterday?
Caleb: No, I'm not a furry.

by zarcastic December 4, 2024

people playground

it's a game. why did you look this up in the urban dictionary?

i play people playground

by why did you look up that?? September 17, 2023

Playground Emissary

A child sent to represent their friend in a romantic endeavor.

Someone sent a playground emissary to my brother today.

by Treehugers February 28, 2021

playground ptsd

- Feeling left out at some point in your life.

- Feeling bad.
- From the February 25, 2016 Vimeo Newsletter:
"We’ve all felt left out at some point in our lives. And we all know it feels bad. Vimeo wants to combat that playground PTSD: for over a decade, we’ve been building a safe haven for creators to do their thing, in whatever weird yet respectful way they want. ..."

We at Vimeo throw around the term playground PTSD, and equate a serious medical illness affecting hundreds of thousands of people with feeling bad from not being included in children's games!

by coloradsin August 29, 2016

Playground talk

Inappropriate talk kids use on the playground much like pillow talk.

Jill got in a lot of trouble after using playground talk in front of the teachers

by Playground_ruler May 17, 2018